Half of me is a hopeless, romantic🩷 The other half of me is a Cunt 💅 BoyMom✨
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11/6/2024
Gas $2.57gal
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We will revisit this post in 4 years 🇺🇸
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me: i have trans friends, Muslim friends, gay friends, friends of all races and nationalities.
friend: what about conservatives friends?
me: *shifts uncomfortably* i mean.. i dont agree with their lifestyle.. its a choice, ya know.
But, they should keep that shit behind closed doors!
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Bro… I hope I never go through Whatever makes you all drink unsweetened tea
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A part of adulting is telling ur parents stories and no longer skipping over the parts that were illegal
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Jun 16
It's better to shit in the sink, than to sink in the shit.
Let that shit sink in
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Jun 14
Menopause is such a fun little season of life
You're exhausted by 2 PM, wide awake at 3 AM, overstimulated by group texts, mysteriously puffier than yesterday, your brain clocks out mid-sentence, and you are one chewing sound away from a felony.
I love that for us
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Jun 16
Enlightenment is cool and all, but have you ever tried being the problem?
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Jun 16
How is that harsh?? Lol. Omg todays women are utterly soft.
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Jun 16
🌈 To all the🌈
🩷💜Amazing & Fabulous💜🩷
People out there being true to
yourselves
🌈SO much LOVE to you🌈
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Jun 15
people be askin me to hangout, bro even my neighbors only see me accidentally!
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Jun 15
The person you told not to tell me, has told me not to tell you...
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Jun 14
This is how it’s supposed to be 🩷
Patiently waiting for the next big celebration! Iykyk
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Jun 14
i’m super conscious of how annoying i can be, but that’s your issue not mine
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Jun 14
When my kids were young and they would start arguing over the last Caprisun i would drink it.. I didn’t even care..
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Jun 14
Some of us Boston fans are happy for NY too!
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