CURRENTLY NOT DEAD AND IN @WATERPARKS. FUTURE REALITY TV HOST IF THINGS GO POORLY. @HIIDEF3000 TOO.
Joined March 2009
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Apr 16
THE BEST BAND ALBUM OF THE LAST 10 YEARS IS HERE. THIS IS WHY ROCK MUSIC EXISTS. IT TOOK SO MANY YEARS. I CRIED A LOT. BUT JINX IS HERE. GET YOUR LIMITED VINYL VARIANTS, MERCH, ALL THAT SHIT AND TELL EVERYONE. OVER 3 YEARS IN THE WORKS AND IT’S TiME.
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Apr 17
FEELING EXHAUSTED FROM THE IMPOSSIBLE STRING OF EVENTS THAT LED TO THIS RELEASE, TRULY A MILLION MOMENTS OF DIFFICULTIES AND I JUST FEEL INTENSE LEVELS OF GRATITUDE TOWARD EVERYONE WHO HAS ALREADY PICKED UP THE ALBUM. I’M DELIRIOUS LEVELS OF TIRED BUT I JUST HAD TO SAY THANK YOU
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Apr 17
THIS TRACKLIST IS TRULY A MIRACLE. MY ADRENALINE GOES UP EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT, SHOW ME WHO GOT A MORE STACKED FEATURE LIST THAN TRACK 1??? MARK HOPPUS, DANNY ELFMAN, ERIC NALLY, DILLON FRANCIS. I CAN’T WAIT TO TELL Y’ALL MORE ABOUT THESE SONGS.
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Apr 17
WAS DOING AN ACOUSTIC BIT OF A NEW ONE CALLED “WHAT WOULD I DO?” DURING THE PROWLER TOUR
TO SAY THANK YOU FOR NOT SPREADING THE ALBUM COVER EVERYWHERE BEFORE WE COULD, I’LL GIVE YOUR HEART SOME REASSURANCE
IT’S ON THE ALBUM, IT’S CALLED “PLAYING MUSIC”
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Apr 8
HII DEF STRIPED BEANIE JUST DROPPED, GRAB YOURS
WATERPARKS MUSIC VIDEO IN AN HOUR. ANOTHER TOMORROW
AFTER THAT I’M DOING AN INTERVIEW WITH THE PERSON WRITING A NEW PARX BIO, GONNA GET SICKENINGLY CAFFEINATED BEFOREHAND AND WONDER WHY I FEEL WEIRD
♥️ hiidef.xyz ♥️
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AWSTEN KNIGHT retweeted
Apr 2
This is like top 5 images of all time to me
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Mar 30
WATERPARKS WERE THE TARGETS OF AN ARMED ROBBERY ON THE RECENT TOUR
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Mar 27
the penis men are still at large
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Mar 3
imagine this being ur first time ever hearing of waterparks so u choose to watch this and just see this
Mar 3
AFTER HOWEVER MANY YEARS, NEW WATERPARKS EPISODE OF BUS INVADERS OUT NOW - TAKE A PEEK BEHIND THE CURTAIN HERE @DigitalTourBus
youtu.be/mjvjUpocGIA?si=6rmO…
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AWSTEN KNIGHT retweeted
Mar 3
The way this was filmed is why awsten would thrive on a the office type of comedy show
Mar 3
AFTER HOWEVER MANY YEARS, NEW WATERPARKS EPISODE OF BUS INVADERS OUT NOW - TAKE A PEEK BEHIND THE CURTAIN HERE @DigitalTourBus
youtu.be/mjvjUpocGIA?si=6rmO…
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Mar 3
AFTER HOWEVER MANY YEARS, NEW WATERPARKS EPISODE OF BUS INVADERS OUT NOW - TAKE A PEEK BEHIND THE CURTAIN HERE @DigitalTourBus
youtu.be/mjvjUpocGIA?si=6rmO…
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Mar 2
MAN WHO HAS BEEN SLAPPING PEOPLE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD FOR YEARS REPORTEDLY VERY ANGRY HE HAS BEEN SLAPPED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD
Mar 1
BREAKING: There is growing suspicion that Iran used cluster munitions in their attacks against Israel.
A clear war crime.
Community note
Neither Israel nor Iran has signed or ratified the Convention on Cluster Munitions and hence they’re not prohibited from using cluster munitions.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conventio…
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Mar 1
GUY ON MY FLIGHT JUST TRIED TO STEAL MY FUCKING AIRPODS IM LAUGHING SO HARD, I COULDNT FIND THEM FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES SO I DID THE *PLAY SOUND* OPTION IN FIND MY AND THEY STARTED BEEPING IN BROS BACKPACK ROW DIAGONAL BEHIND ME, HE LOOKED FREAKED AS HELL, UK IM DOING THIS 4 U! FUCK
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