39x marathoner by day, geek by... day. Lazy bum the rest of the time. I also have an affinity for alpacas.

Joined May 2008
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2 Sep 2025
Everything is a retweet now.
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8 Jul 2024
So how many of you all call it X now? I still search for “Twitter” on my iPhone before remembering the name change.
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21 Apr 2024
Just got an “offer” of $300 for my Twitter handle. That’s rather insulting.
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15 Dec 2023
I have thoughts.
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22 Jul 2023
Getting free stuff at #TacoTweets
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💥Comic-Con Contest!💥 Like, RT & comment on your favorite design to win a FREE Cold Brew Latte at the #EnergizeLounge this week at Comic-Con! We’ll DM the winner on Thursday. Good luck! #SDCC #StarTrek
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6 Jul 2023
I just entered for a chance to go to the #FandomParty in San Diego @getfandom gleam.io/1Vqag/fandom-party-…

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6 Nov 2022
Wordle 505 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 LOL! Second time!!
17 Oct 2022
That's it. I'm done. I beat the game. Wordle 485 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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11 Jan 2022
💎🥇🏆800 GEMS GIVEAWAY🏆🥇💎 ENTER HERE: gleam.io/competitions/IKgzC-… Start - 11th Jan 2022 End - 25th Jan 2022 ✨🌟Good luck everyone!🌟✨ #GuildWars2 #GW2 #GW2EOD @GuildWars2
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8 Jan 2022
LIVE: @NASAWebb has completed the final stage of spacecraft deployment to #UnfoldTheUniverse. Mission experts discuss today's major milestone. x.com/i/broadcasts/1OdKrBQXy…

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This is it: we’ve just wrapped up one of the most challenging steps of our journey to #UnfoldTheUniverse. With all five layers of sunshield tensioning complete, about 75% of our 344 single-point failures have been retired!
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27 Dec 2021
‘Sup Twitter. Been awhile. Basically, it’s been a case of run more, tweet less. Obviously I can’t multitask.
18 Jul 2021
My dad’s TV viewing habits is rather eclectic. 60% of the time, it’s Hallmark movies. 30% westerns. And 10% includes soccer and The Mandalorian. (I don’t think he’s even watched the latest Star Wars trilogy.)
11 Jul 2021
Dad, biting into the THIRD biscuit that I just baked: "Are these supposed to be biscuits?"
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26 May 2021
Do I run too much? I think I may be running too much.
27 Mar 2021
Hi Twitterverse. Just chiming in to say my migraines are back. Bye Twitterverse.
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15 Oct 2020
My dad just said thanks to me for helping him with a minor task. It's the first time in my entire life I have EVER heard him utter the word "thanks".
22 Aug 2020
The other day when the air quality was at its worst, I saw two guys outside having a smoke. Obviously with no mask. On some level, I had to commend them for going all in.