Joined May 2013
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24 Nov 2013
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12 Nov 2013
Funny pickup line: My dick just died, so can I burry it in your ass?
Jason retweeted
31 Aug 2013
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jills real name was Randy.
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18 Jul 2013
When two people kiss, they create a really long tube with assholes on both ends.
28 Jun 2013
I want a Russian girlfriend
21 Jun 2013
The only good thing about having a flip phone is that the battery life last for like a week.
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19 Jun 2013
My summer job is being a lifeguard for myrtle beach!;) hell yeah. Gotta take CPR classes and shit tomorrow.
15 Jun 2013
@KennyAragrev I added you.
14 Jun 2013
Going surfing with the bros tommorow. Ganna shred them waves! 🏄
Jason retweeted
You think Im joking? You think this is some sort of game?
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7 Jun 2013
Fuck this rain.
7 Jun 2013
You know what I do when I see someone sexy? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired... I put the mirror down(: #JAY
7 Jun 2013
I wonder if drug dealers take checks...? 😑
6 Jun 2013
I want a girl that is respectful, honest, great personality, and who would like me for who I am.
6 Jun 2013
R.I.P -Rest -In -Pussy
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6 Jun 2013
Let me show you how country feels:)
6 Jun 2013
Can I hit it in the morning?
Jason retweeted
I'm in the best mood ever and I don't even know why 😏😁
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4 Jun 2013
I have to say, Jeff's 180 driving academy is the easiest class ever! Every one should take it!
4 Jun 2013
Dad: "how was your day at school son?" Son: "well my penis got caught in my zipper a few times."