#preWGA screenwriter. tv is my thing but contrariness is my Thing
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9 Nov 2022
i really think car insurance is the most joyless bill, how bout you guys
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5 Nov 2022
i know twitter is burning but I’M excited about this ice cream news
4 Nov 2022
I’m so thrilled to introduce Mom’s Mango Pie…the ice cream! a collaboration with the geniuses @saltandstraw. We took my mom’s Thanksgiving pie and turned it into a Thanksgiving ice cream, and it’s available starting today! I wrote more about it here: hrishikesh.bulletin.com/moms…
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14 Oct 2022
this tweet just had to come straight at me and my plans tonight
13 Oct 2022
depressed? walk into a corner store with no game plan and walk out with 2-4 drinks. nothing better than getting home and assessing your various beverages.
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12 Oct 2022
the first 6 words of this headline are a jumpscare
12 Oct 2022
Michelle Yeoh and Pete Davidson are joining the next #Transformers movie, 'Transformers: Rise of the Beasts' thr.cm/HvRisMP
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10 Oct 2022
hey boy are you a decorative pillow because you look great on my bed but you can’t stay here when i’m trying to sleep
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4 Oct 2022
my friend is getting married to her former work nemesis this month so don't tell me romcoms don't exist in real life
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27 Sep 2022
they don't tell you in all the songs about california how many times you're going to have to vote about dialysis clinics if you live here
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22 Aug 2022
I am simply asking for less-direct metaphors at this point
21 Aug 2022
europe water levels are so low that sunk nazi warships are popping up in the danube
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15 Aug 2022
i am in a group chat with multiple straight men and i can't tell if they're calling each other "dawg" and "brotato chip" ironically or not
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12 Aug 2022
i respect Michelle Branch’s restraint bc i would have dropped a piano on top of That Man
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30 Jun 2022
A clearly angry Kagan pulling no punches: "The current Court is textualist only when being so suits it. When that method would frustrate broader goals, special canons like the 'major questions doctrine' magically appear as get out-of-text-free cards"
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30 Jun 2022
i had a dream last night that i could restore our abortion rights if i could just find the right $6.50 sheet at zara, which is obviously total subconscious nonsense but also... kind of... hits
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30 Jun 2022
"just keep buying stuff everyone and it'll all turn out okay!" like is that not exactly the message our leaders keep giving us?
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"Of course, we know that the rapists who come after us may not know their history, and so may not be aware of the decades we spent in the trenches fighting for their rights, but we’ll rest easy knowing we did all we could." theonion.com/kavanaugh-thoma…
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9 Jun 2022
keeping up with FIVE different star trek series is basically a job and we should be compensated
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20 Apr 2022
pretty sure someone's trying to start a cult out of the target in van nuys
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20 Apr 2022
i also think i kind of saw a guy and a girl having a similar stranger conversation as i left????? definitely a girl telling an overly curious stranger about her career?
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20 Apr 2022
anyway next time i guess i have to take the bait and see where it takes me because how else would the tv show about my life start
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