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Bahamas makes music for people who think they’re too cool to listen to Norah Jones (this is a compliment. Norah Jones slaps.)
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Literally my only passion in life is opening jars for my girlfriend
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Acrylic wants what cashmere has
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Any time I see a fucked up little freak my first thought is always “wow that looks just like my dog”
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The maritimer urge to figure out if you know someone they know the second they mention the east coast
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At the point in my beer journey that I cannot tell good from bad, just that this PBR absolutely slaps right now
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I think Mitski is trying to kill me personally
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Release Picture To Burn (Homophobic Version) you coward!!!! @taylorswift13
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Learning that reading gay books is like 90% googling flower names
Golden Hour remains a top tier sweaty August album
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Someday I hope to love someone as much as Nova Scotia seems to love those little gay crosswalks
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Sometimes you see a haircut and just know with every fibre of your being that that person is from Cape Breton
Things going really well over here
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I think they’re cousins
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Maybe not cousins, but certainly related somehow
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He is many things, but a dog is not one of them
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Incredibly normal dog. Absolutely perfect specimen.
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Cora Harrington@CoraCHarrington
21 Jun 2021
Compulsory participation in a system of exploitative capitalism doesn't mean compulsory participation in telling workers they don't deserve more.
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Texting my girlfriend who lives four blocks away to see if she just heard that thunder
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(She did)
Wish I was a tiny dog snoozing on the couch. No job. No bills. Just vibes.
French bulldog puppy sleeping sprawled out on a couch

ALT French bulldog puppy sleeping sprawled out on a couch
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Can’t wait to get my personality back** **go to value village again
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