I'm a beaver in a plaid towel. When I'm not gnawing on hard woods to prevent my teeth from growing too large, I Tweet!

Joined April 2011
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14 Apr 2011
Birthday shoutout to @juliamorra ! If she was a tree she'd have 22 rings! But to find that out, you would have to cut her in half. So don't.
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11 Apr 2011
@ColdesttWinter You ever been gnawed?
11 Apr 2011
Environmental destruction and urban sprawl has massively reduced where my family can live and killed hundreds of my relatives #itiswhatitis
11 Apr 2011
#itssadwhen you want to use twigs, branches and leaves to create an artificial dam to support and house your family, but there are none.
8 Apr 2011
I wish they had Planned Parenthood in the forest. Too many beaver cubs running around the dam. Oh well, leave it to Beav!
8 Apr 2011
screw #redsox. red plaid FTW!
8 Apr 2011
#TGIF. Thank god I'm furry.
8 Apr 2011
Somebody referred to me as a "pussy". Do I look like a cat?
8 Apr 2011
Nothing like waking up to morning wood #feelsgoodman
7 Apr 2011
Dudes think they fresh in Gucci. Indians killed each other over my pelts babyyyy.
7 Apr 2011
haters gonna hate, and that they should. i even make balsa look real good.
7 Apr 2011
People have been asking me how I get electricity. Don't these dumb motherfuckers know dams generate power?
7 Apr 2011
just grabbed a fresh plaid towel from #Walmart for tonight.
7 Apr 2011
Shoutout to my boy http://bit.ly/holRJ

7 Apr 2011
Going out tonight. Gunna dance with some skanks and hopefully get some "me" if you catch my drift.
7 Apr 2011
FINALLY watched Black Swan. Natalie Portman gave me wood.