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Jun 3
When a puck goes into the stands at a pro hockey game do you get to keep the puck? Or do you have to give it back like they make you in the NFL? @greenlight
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May 30
Drake admitting in his rap that he doesn't know how to do his own laundry is funny af to me. Lol 🤣🤣🤣
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May 20
The homeless man that stands at the center of the intersection in pantops near the McDonald should not be able to be posted up there, it's so dangerous!!!!!
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May 18
Pilot making jokes when half of the plane has missed its connector flight should be illegal. Like shut the fuck up and get us to our gate.
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May 17
Only thing that sucks is that we had a direct flight home now we gotta connect!!!!! Oh well.
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May 17
Missed our 7 am flight and then overstayed our checkout sleeping since our flight isn't until 5pm now. 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😅😅😅😅
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May 17
Being able to leave the bar with your drink is so elite lol. Why chug a drink when I can take it with me!!!
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May 15
London here we come!!!! Drop some good food places under this post!!!!
Are we… going to London?!?!
Eagles Jags week 5 in London😤
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May 15
In San Juan PR with my girl smoking a blunt in the club watching girls twerk. 🙃#LaPerla
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May 11
Hahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m not the smartest nigga in the world, but I knew NFTs were a scam off the flap. Ian need to do no research. Y’all was buying pictures of monkeys in supreme jackets lol
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May 11
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May 11
There will be no further discipline for Spurs star Victor Wembanyama after he was ejected for elbowing Naz Reid in Minnesota on Sunday night, sources tell ESPN. No suspension, no fine. Wembanyama will play in Game 5 against the Timberwolves on Tuesday night in San Antonio.
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May 11
Chic fil a sprite quietly creeping up on McDonals sprite potency. 🔥🔥🔥
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May 11
Is it valid for females who own animals as pets and call them their kids to celebrate Mother's Day? @greenlight
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