Simplifying distributed systems by writing software, raising eyebrows, or wiggling mustache.

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Forwarding address pinned post. mastodon.social/@brothers cohost.org/brothers MX logn.org
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“He asked you to shoot at people who weren’t shooting back,” growled Vimes, striding forward, “That makes him insane, wouldn’t you say?” “They are throwing stones, Sarge,” said Colon. “So? Stay out of range” ― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Listen to @JasonWardNY and binge watch Birds of North America on Youtube! WE. NEED. A. SEASON. 3. Make it happen, people👇 youtube.com/playlist?list=PL…
@mikeclauss singular they agrees with reflexive themself. #allthesingletheys
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Why did Google Car switch from MD5 to SHA512? They wanted to reduce collisions.
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Does your project pass the Bechdel test? To pass, a function written by a woman dev must call a function written by another woman dev.
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"MongoDB is web scale", Tom said acidly. #tomswifties
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Al Gore is so boring, that he impulse buys dried beans. #algorejokes
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Today's #TED: Open-sourcing the blueprints of civilization, with #TEDFellow Marcin Jakubowski http://on.ted.com/Marcin

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We are hosting PuppetNYC at Gilt Groupe next Tuesday. http://puppetnyc.eventbrite.com/ #puppet
My mother forwarded a kernel security advisory to me this afternoon. #helicopterparents @djrbliss
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"All dogs go to Heaven," he said dogmatically. #tomswifty
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(gdb) thread apply all bt full
RT @jackflaps: new nyc subway map http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/05/27/nyregion/new-ny-subway-map.html?ref=nyregion

What is taking @rlove so long to ship Linux Kernel Development (3rd Edition)? #preordered #isitlatejuneyet
I saw KNOCKOUT as a license plate. This is only a good idea for a geneticist.
An insurance company sent me junk mail in both Hmong & English. They know I only read advertising if it is also a linguistics problem set.
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#YAFAP My chaotic elven wizard ascended to demigoddess-hood. But on a local account, not NAO, so it doesn't really count.
Working on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subway_Challenge using the public data from http://www.mta.info/developers/