My 8th book is in my hands! GALLIVANTING WITH WORDS I don't know what the song is about but I think it's about the importance of buying books called Gallivanting Out next Thursday in all the shops. It's about how the Irish speak English. linktr.ee/colmoregan

So far, for its impact on Irish weather, El Nino absolutely PHONING IT IN. Zero imagination.

Still my favourite Facebook ad. "Midwest Firewood: Here's the firewood you ordered. Prick."

Every sign at this refinery in Ireland is in russian. The official website is a .RU domain. There’s no reason to hide it because local politicians are openly doing it for them.

Imagine being a pastor and finding yourself in a situation where you have to write the sentence: "Let me be clear, this is not a golden calf" while defending a gold statue. You'd have think about the decisions you've made along the way.

Apparently you are never more than six feet away from "a perfect opportunity to achieve your fitness goals as we head into the summer season, whether you're a complete beginner or just looking to level up"

I genuinely thought at first that one of the events was snooker.

Sebastian Sawe could commute to work in central Dublin on foot at rush hour and still have a shorter journey than some.

I still wake up crying

stupid question alert: Are there more deflected goals now and if so is it because the handball rules mean defenders are either unsighted or off balance because they are in silly handsfree positions?

There should be a word for the particular type of thirst you experience after eating too many sucky-sweets.

The collective meltdown among most at the far right regarding Péter Magyar's resounding victory in Hungary is probably the most telling moment you will see regarding the so-called "conservative" or "patriotic" movements across the globe. I will elaborate: Péter Magyar is not a lefty or woke. His ideology is center-right. Tisza will partially follow an even harsher immigration policy and continue some decisions made under Orban, e.g. opposing the EU migration and asylum pact, a core demand of many of the far-right figures. Magyar himself describes his movement a "renewal", not a "revolution". So why the meltdown? The answer is so unmasking. Péter Magyar and Tisza are no Russian puppets. They haven't forgotten what Soviet-Russia did in 1956. They made a clear stand against the Russian aggressions, both of those in the past and today. Furthermore, the system of rampant corruption Orban and his allies have built is not limited to Hungary. It has deep ties to foreign actors. It is obvious that it will reveal some very interesting money streams coming from East and West. So, we are not talking about Hungary alone, but an international network of right-wing movements actively collaborating. Most of those right-wing movements bemoan this development, and this development alone. It unmasks that their political leaning of being "conservative" was but a sharade. It was only about money and a deeply corrupt network benefiting them, with money streams coming from Russia and elsewhere.

Trump saying Pope Leo is weak on crime might be one of the funniest things he's ever said.

In fairness, that's a great line.

The Judge's face when for anyone caught speeding on a motorway this week.

BRO I’M FUCKING DEAD

Probably making insider trading money off this as well.

If you're hosting any Avignon Papacy related info on your sites, best buy some extra server capacity. There'll be a rush to check why the US is threatening the VATICAN with military action. Yes The Vatican.

Fair play to the Scousers for visiting Kildare

Premiership footballers' mams opening their sons' lunchboxes this week

The brief boost you get when Trump fires an awful human being before you realise they were fired for not being awful enough and will shortly be replaced by someone more awful. #pambondi