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Conan Jen @conan

20 Mar 2020

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20 Mar 2020

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Conan Jen @conan

21 Aug 2019

I could watch this on repeat all day.

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Conan Jen @conan

8 Apr 2017

TIL @ATT has the worst techs, clipped one pair off my existing webpass install to autonegotiate the link to 100mbps instead of 1gbps

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Conan Jen @conan

24 Dec 2016

What better way to spend Christmas Eve than with the WWE of muay thai fights?

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Conan Jen @conan

7 Nov 2016

Just realized Planet Earth II released their first episode. Best Sunday night gift ever.

Conan Jen @conan

5 Nov 2016

OH: "Fuck I should move to Bali. It's 10 temperature lower."

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Conan Jen @conan

10 Sep 2016

.@uber had a driver refuse to drive me to the airport, and cancelled before starting the trip so I cannot find him in the app to complain

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Conan Jen @conan

8 Sep 2016

Thanks @UPS. Apparently because I am Asian my last name MUST be Wong (courier never asked for a name).

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Conan Jen @conan

8 Sep 2016

OH: "Either you're married or you're single. No ring? You're single."

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Conan Jen @conan

19 Jul 2016

Hey @lyft, got a driver Gurjit in an accord 7MNP550 who hasn't moved to pick me up and refuses to cancel the ride. Thank God @Uber is around

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Conan Jen @conan

17 Jul 2016

OH: So I haven't had an intervention yet so I'm not an alcoholic. When someone says something about your drinking, then you are alcoholic.

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Conan Jen @conan

17 Jul 2016

OH: The best way to get rid of peanut butter, is to get really high and then eat all the peanut butter.

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Conan Jen @conan

4 Jul 2016

What better way to celebrate the 4th than with some good ol' Murica?

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Conan Jen @conan

19 Jun 2016

.@lyft driver asked me my destination, then called me back pretending he got pulled over so I would cancel instead of him. real professional

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Conan Jen @conan

6 May 2016

OH: "What does cream have again? Sandwich cookie?"

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Conan Jen @conan

27 Apr 2016

Well, now I understand how they spread so quickly...

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Conan Jen @conan

27 Dec 2015

Just saw a guy on an iPhone 6s with a T9 keyboard. What the what?

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Conan Jen @conan

4 Dec 2015

OH: "The thing is, selfie stick is SO AMAZING. You don't need a photographer, you save so much money"

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Conan Jen @conan

1 Dec 2015

OH: "If you saw her in Wizards of Waverly Place, you would fall in love with her too"

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Conan Jen @conan

30 Nov 2015

This sounds like a way better job than my current one.

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