future mall santa // nicer in-person // faculty: @cuatlas // director: @whaaatfestival

Joined July 2011
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logging off good for me good for you
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Danny Rankin retweeted
Spotify Wrapped this, Spotify Wrapped that, try SPOTTING a job application and WRAPPING up your girlfriend in a blanket she’s cold
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find your people process your grief pack a lunch get to work
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elmo=me, but the voltage is the proximity of election day
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THE SCREAM BRO 😭😭😭
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find your friends and tell them to listen to @aplaceforowls
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imagine if submitting your completed ballot exempted you from seeing political ads and texts
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help we can't stop
WE BACK 11.2.24 watch whaaat.io for updates
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I had hair and no kids when I started using this cursed website fuuuuuuck #MyXAnniversary
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to the tune of the Folgers Coffee Jingle: 🎶The best part of wakin' up, is takin' a huge duuuump🎶
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deal lord I logged back in for that
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Danny Rankin retweeted
HEY FRIENDS (and enemies) WE'RE DOING THE FESTIVAL AGAIN (year five!) 10/28/23 (a saturday) YOU SHOULD COME (please) eventbrite.com/e/whaaat-fest…
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Danny Rankin retweeted
Finally getting a chance to share my wonderful Colorado experience after a busy time. ⬇️🧵 1/6 Visited @CUBoulder & played some amazing #altctrl #games made by @dannyrankin's students, then joined @WhaaatFestival crew to create #bricabrac ctrl w/ @odrouet2064 & @EnricLlagostera!
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do you guys think Twitter would automatically post a garbage butt-dial tweet so people that see it and say, "hey, you tweeted at me" and then I would say "better check if I got hacked" but actually Twitter just did that to get me to log back in?
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anyway, I'm logging back off now. this isn't a good website, guys
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