Joined April 2007
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Apr 7
The GPU shortage hit hard today, with @GeminiApp clearly running on CPU only, lowest difficulty, all sliders left, potato low mod, disconnected from information sources.
Also Android Auto was suddenly Gemini instead of Assistant this morning so that fucks every drive now.
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Mar 3
One of history's greatest town planning blunders is that 69 Swallow Road, White Rock is in an industrial area so, even if I bought it, it could never be my home address.
Literally no point getting mail
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Mar 2
Everyone's always going on about agoraphobia being bad, but it's March 2nd and today I filled my car's fuel tank for only the second time since mid-December. I can use the savings to go out on the town and party!
Oh, wait. Shit.
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Feb 17
The last 39 months was worth it. I've experienced literal torture, in my past, yet I'd never encountered such cruelty. It was expensive, painful, and pointless.
She was right to plan this to avoid a brief, loving, conversation in July 2021.
Because I'm free of my abuser.
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13 Sep 2025
I don't think I should have taken those 2 caffeine pills, 8 hours ago. I'm trying to sleep and I just thought of an old conversation, and a more elegant way I could have explained some tech.
Between a Microsoft customer and I, in 1999.
It wasn't even a bad conversation.
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21 Jun 2025
Vet told me not to let Mudflap exercise or get excited for the next month.
Might as well have told me to levitate her with my mind every 10 minutes, whilst counting backwards from infinity, saying each number in a different language.
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22 Aug 2024
1 year ago, today, I was called a "dilf" for the first time. You never forget your first.
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30 May 2024
They just played "Needle and the damage done" at this wake and now I'm sad for two reasons
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30 Apr 2024
18 months and 18 minutes ago my wife went to her parents "to think for 2-3 days" after she realised I assumed she'd stop cheating on me as part of the post-adultery marriage repair. I've seen her once, a week later, when she came to get all her stuff.
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9 Nov 2023
QOTD, @YalnGiri, when I told her my first-born daughter would be named Grogu: "fuck you on a dead dog"
She has such colourful attacks locked and loaded, like a Rotterdam dockworker.
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2 Sep 2023
QOTD, Yalngiri, explaining a craving for seafood: "I don't even like seafood, I just eat it because it tastes so good"
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darryn π― retweeted
30 Jul 2023
This feels like it was written by a witch trying to trick me into getting in her stew.
ALT Screenshot of a Washington post article reading: βYour body can build up tolerance to heat. Hereβs how. Small gradual exposures to heat can help the human body build tolerance to rising temperatures, experts say
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3 Jul 2023
QOTD, Yaln-girri: "some people are like tofu - they absorb flavour but they've got none of their own"
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3 Jul 2023
QOTD, gf: "Jar-Jar Binks is the only good thing about Star Wars" π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©
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darryn π― retweeted
8 Jun 2023
Think you can come help out on set man? (listening) Nope, just a little music video, weβre done trying to fake an elf sighting to get on the local news (bells jingle in the background) That's for the song
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darryn π― retweeted
18 Jun 2023
This fake name is literally just a part of a ship.
Gonna have to do better than that to trick me, boats.
ALT Screenshot of a headline from The Atlantic reading βKiller Whales Are Not Our Friends Stop rooting for the orcas ramming boats. By Jacob Sternβ with βSternβ circled.
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18 Jun 2023
QOTD, gf, talking about 80's music and fashion being cool now: "mullets should have stayed in the mullet-time"
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