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David Robinson @davidrobinson

If you follow me, I'll kick your ass! :)

Joined June 2008
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22 Jan 2020
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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probably should use this account a bit more than I do... #twitter
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really nice catch up 😊
when you realise the #baby #crying loudly in the #airport isn’t actually in the airport… it’s on #facetime to its grandparents… 😕 #pisstake
critical that no work to be carried out in the datacentre before 4pm - manager calls 3:20pm - “how are you progressing?” 😳 #changecontrol
actually can’t believe my sister nicked someone’s glass eye… #nojoke #horrfied 😳 😝
somehow just dropped a soggy wet teabag which landed on a woman’s shoe…. quite mortified 🙈
thanks to ‘auto correct’ my house now has a ‘Rotherham Room’ - how #posh am I 😝
been a while... #planegeek (@ Australian International Airshow in Lara, VIC) swarmapp.com/c/lKs4lhy1sE9

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hey @Internode - 1h35m wait time on the phone so far... please pick up!! or at least get some better onhold music 😝
there’s a guy sat in the office wearing a business suit - with a plus sign smudged on his forehead… 😕 i don’t know if he knows about it 😕
when you go to #bunnings for screws, but it was really just about the #sausagesizzle 🌭 😬 #trashy… instagram.com/p/BQ9WCNDBEJ8/
the lady next door told me about an eastern brown snake that lives by my garage… it’s only the worlds 2nd most venomous snake 😕 i’ll be ok!
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belly up #truck - #pointcook #dashcam #australia @ Saltwater Coast Point Cook instagram.com/p/BQZB_VyFGAN/
i just know i’m going to end up with a monster truck 😕
Verifying myself: I am davidrobinson on Keybase.io. 3Ql3T9RMcKlLcWHCGUlazRcIS0X8qEQMxXJ_ / keybase.io/davidrobinson/sig…

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never seen anybody so desperate to make me delete a game… #privatejoke
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