Lead singer/songwriter for the dreamscapes project and founder of Figmental Records.
Joined May 2008
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19 Feb 2015
Now that the band has broken up, I am moving all my snarkiness to @thatKeithCenter. Please follow!
29 May 2013
Live life to it's fullest! Dance like you'll never get hurt, sing like you aren't listening, and make love like there's nobody watching!
6 Apr 2013
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4 Mar 2013
I am glad that doctors have found a way to cure AIDS in babies, but we are ignoring the real issue: Gay babies having unprotected sex...
13 Feb 2013
I am thinking of starting an anarchy organization; anyone interested in joining?
29 Jan 2013
The gym in my building makes you sign a waver that says that you are in "good physical condition". They do know what a gym is for... right?
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11 Dec 2012
I want to get hired as the patriots' quarterback coach. Seriously, how freaking easy would that job be?! "Yup, just keep doing that..."
5 Dec 2012
I am tweeting while live on stage at the Woolly Mammoth Theater in DC. ACTING! Your move Tom Cruise! #ESDC
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4 Dec 2012
Chat Roulette is exactly like Russian Roulette, except with penises instead of bullets.
16 Nov 2012
Breaking News: Union workers refusing lower wages, accept deal for no wages.
16 Nov 2012
Essentially the Republicans want to replace Sesame Street with Fiscal Cliff-ord the Big Red Dog...
8 Nov 2012
Obama's reelection is the first "tragedy" that religious fanatics CAN, at least partially, legitimately blame on the gays.
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6 Nov 2012
Around election time, when anyone posts anything about "the poles", I like to secretly assume that they're talking about strip clubs #ivoted
31 Oct 2012
This year, for Halloween, my costume is "a hockey fan"; I'm staying home...
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29 Oct 2012
This is the world we live in: People sold stores out of bottled water in preparation for 48 hours of heaving rain... made of water...
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28 Oct 2012
The steelers are teaching the 'skins a lesson. That lesson is, it's hard to hold onto a football while laughing at your opponents uniforms.
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