Proud husband and dad, Ohio State fan, food and wine enthusiast.
Joined March 2011
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16 Jan 2021
For the past year, @2hs2fs and I have been reviewing all sorts of whiskey on our YouTube channel, BoozeBriefs. Check it out and subscribe if you're interested in fun booze reviews. youtube.com/channel/UC8d8SHB…
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25 Jan 2025
Malkin?
25 Jan 2025
And… not sure how to process yet, but impeccable source said that this Rantanen deal was not the biggest thing on the table in the last 48 hours.
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23 Dec 2024
Evergreen reminder that fading this asshole's picks is always the move
21 Dec 2024
I’m on all three underdogs to cover today: SMU, Clemson and Tennessee. Let’s get rich, kids: outkick.com/betting/clay-tra…
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4 Dec 2024
Offord is gonna be a redshirt sophomore by the time he's allowed to announce where he's going. #SigningDay
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1 Nov 2024
Holy hell the projection
Lara Trump: This is a fun and joyful campaign onto the Trump side, look over at the Kamala Harris side, they are melting down and collapsing and have to tell you, it's a pretty wonderful thing to see.
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Derek Roessler retweeted
27 Oct 2024
Their nominee for president is under multiple indictments, is a convicted felon, he pardoned a couple dozen Republican elected officials, cronies & campaign operatives, and there are about 100 other Republican elected officials currently under indictment on a variety of charges.
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25 Oct 2024
Add "stop calling teams 'defending champions' the season AFTER they won a title."
25 Oct 2024
A team losing a game is not a "disaster."
Home runs are homers, not "dingers," "jacks" or "bombs."
A player scored 10 straight points, not 10 "unanswered" points.
If a football team scores two touchdowns and the opponent doesn't come back, say it "never trailed" rather than "never looked back."
In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases, redundancies and exaggerations.
Community note
AP using the word "disaster" for a sports loss:
apnews.com/article/soccer…
AP using the phrase "unanswered points":
apnews.com/article/orange…
"McGwire got there first and finished with 70 dingers."
apnews.com/article/mlb-ho…
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21 Oct 2024
This is disgusting, and so very on-brand to make everything about himself
Edwards: I also own McDonald's restaurants and I know that you perfected your skills behind the counter a day or so ago and it was my honor to present president trump with the french fry certification pin
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21 Oct 2024
At least three more loses coming this year too.
20 Oct 2024
Michigan is unranked in the AP Poll for the first time since September 2021
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21 Oct 2024
Model citizen!? No one's forcing you to say this.
20 Oct 2024
Myles Garrett clearly upset with fans booing Deshaun Watson’s injury. Said Watson “does pretty much everything right. He’s been a model citizen through college and most of the pros.”
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Derek Roessler retweeted
20 Oct 2024
A lot of people on this website are celebrating Deshaun Watson tearing his Achilles.
There’s no “but” here. I just wanted to let you know in case you were missing out.
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Derek Roessler retweeted
18 Oct 2024
For no particular reason, please enjoy this gif of Bautista powerbombing the Undertaker...
18 Oct 2024
The Undertaker and Kane cut a promo with Donald Trump. Thoughts?
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19 Oct 2024
Dominion lawyers like...
18 Oct 2024
Georgia: The Boyz Are Back!
Machines switching Trump votes to Harris votes, voters complaining to election workers who try to fix it, and the fix doesn't work ...
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18 Oct 2024
NEW: @Polymarket is being manipulated!
Bets that Trump will win on have been pumped up by $30 million in bets made by 4 accounts using crypto. Experts say likely they are the same entity manipulating the market per @WSJ.
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10 Oct 2024
I hope I'm wrong, but this lineup doesn't scream "playoff team" let alone "cup contender" to me. I think they're a bubble wild card team this year.
10 Oct 2024
The Opening Night squad 💪
ALT Graphic announcing the Canes 2024-25 Opening Night roster Forwards Jordan Staal Jack Drury Sebastian Aho Brendan Lemieux Seth Jarvis William Carrier Andrei Svechnikov Jordan Martinook Eric Robinson Jackson Blake Jesperi Kotkaniemi Martin Necas Jack Roslovic Defense Shayne Gostisbehere Jalen Chatfield Dmitry Orlov Brent Burns Sean Walker Jaccob Slavin Goaltenders Frederik Andersen Pyotr Kochetkov
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8 Oct 2024
This strategy worked perfectly for Dr. Oz - keep up the good work, genius!
8 Oct 2024
Kari Lake is complaining that a “little bit” of hamburger is $13 because of Democrats.
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Derek Roessler retweeted
6 Oct 2024
As we continue our unprecedented response to Hurricane Helene, the nation is beginning to understand that impacted areas have been the target of a relentless vortex of disinformation, dialed up by bad actors and platforms like X. 🧵
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5 Oct 2024
McDavid gonna fuck around and put up 200 points this season
4 Oct 2024
The Edmonton Oilers room after losing Game 7. Makes sense why Connor didnt go out for Conn Smythe. #LetsGoOilers #NHLPrime
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