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Nick @entp_

Sometimes even I don't know if I'm being serious.

Joined September 2011
  • Tweets 5,320
  • Following 150
  • Followers 225
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Nick@entp_
8 Jul 2025
Me when I flipped an egg in my Carbon steel pan this morning
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Nick@entp_
25 Apr 2025
why are local news field reporters so thirsty?
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Nick@entp_
19 Feb 2025
I've arrived at this
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Nick@entp_
10 Feb 2025
It finally happened #superbowlLIX
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Nick@entp_
11 Dec 2024
responding strategically >>>>> responding from anxiety or emotion
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Nick@entp_
4 Nov 2024
It is too early to be this late.
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Dear old people, Being in bed by 9:00pm is amazing. Sorry for making fun of you.
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Nick@entp_
6 Feb 2024
Guys call themselves alpha and then get insanely jealous over everything.
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Nick@entp_
29 Jan 2024
DETROIT WHAT!?
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Nick@entp_
28 Jan 2024
Taylor Swift is in the Super Bowl. Eminem, you know what you need to do.
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Nick@entp_
23 Jan 2024
Elon said he was getting rid of the bots when he bought this site. Now all I see are bot accounts retweeting other bot accounts with nothing but bots commenting.
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Nick@entp_
16 Jan 2024
Growing up is realizing that all of these are mid at best.
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Nick@entp_
12 Nov 2023
When that tertiary Fe finally develops in your 30s you really are unstoppable. #ENTP #MBTI
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Nick@entp_
6 Nov 2023
opened this god forsaken app today and the first thing suggested to me was a golden check mark account with 1.1 million followers advocating for the levelling of Manhattan. We've come a long way here on twitter.
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@TheDailyShow
3 Oct 2023
Refreshing to see Matt Gaetz fuck someone over 18
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Nick@entp_
28 Sep 2023
*hits weed pen before bed so I can sleep and out earn this "influencer" by 3x tomorrow AM*
Layah Heilpern
@LayahHeilpern
27 Sep 2023
Smoking weed is absolutely for losers and lazy people. I will die on this hill.
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Nick@entp_
20 Aug 2023
Lead singer of Train pulls out a sax during their set; My fiancé: my cousins literally don’t play sax because I talked them into drums. Me: you were instrumental in their musical development. Fiancé: 👀 Me: my joke didn’t miss a beat Fiancé: I hate you
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Nick@entp_
26 Jul 2023
So, if you’re tired of the same old story, baby turn some pages.
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Nick@entp_
23 Jul 2023
It smells like weed in here and you’re listening to REO Speedwagon
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Nick@entp_
21 Jul 2023
Ne imagination is so good sometimes I forget if I want actual results I need to bring that into the physical world. #ENTP
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