anyway tumblr blaze is the funniest social media feature ever implemented

of course i like fan fiction. have u read the ones where they fuck

... thanks to fanfic.

yes i am still single but also in my defense nobody has asked me to fake date them for the mutual benefit of our separate goals leading to a scenario in which we are trapped in a snow storm with only one bed and slowly confide our deepest secrets over the course of one night, so

You have just finished reading a fic. You are now in search of the exact same fic, except different. When you finish that, you will again search for that fic, except different. When will it end. You haven’t seen daylight in 5 days

Too real.

never 4get how i got into m/m slash because a fic in 2001 was like "1x2 3x4 5x6x13" and i was like "hmmm i bet i'll find out what this means eventually" and reader, i did

The real tragedy is this came out after Yuletide signups closed

Countdown to seeing “the lesbian Renault Clio advert” in the fandoms tab of AO3.......

adulthood is just putting your fandom prints in frames instead of just straight on the wall with tape

RED ALERT. LOOK ALIVE, PEOPLE. WE’VE TRAINED FOR THIS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Sometimes I remember that the Star Wars fanfiction I wrote in college is orders of magnitude more popular than anything else I'll ever do.

A Kindle feature that changes the word 'Spock' to 'Fred' whenever a muggle is in glancing-distance of your screen.

An AO3 filter that discerns between "fic that has a lot of kudos because it's LONG" from "fic that has a lot of kudos because it's GOOD."

Sure, you should definitely warn for spoilers by saying in your fic summary what the spoiler is, that's cool.

This just in: unedited first draft of first novel is apparently not as good as edited, reworked novel. Thousands in shock.

Mmm, love a good BNF flounce. Tastes like schadenfreude and Snacky's Law.