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Headed to @fwdcloudsec in Bellevue? ✈️ Chat with us @fwdcloudsec about all things identity, ai, cloud and endpoint! ☀️ #identity #github #cybersecurity
We're happy to announce ClearVector is a Bronze sponsor for fwd:cloudsec North America 2026! clearvector.com/
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After a slow start in the voting, “Make America Great Again” wins, with “Make Lying Wrong Again” coming in second. So let’s do both… Basic science research, which seeks objective truths in the natural world, is mostly invisible to the public. To many it's obscure & irrelevant. Yet it's the engine room of tech-innovation, itself the foundation of our health, wealth, and security. Cut funds for science & you ultimately leave us sick, poor, and unsafe. Feed that engine room and the heights of American greatness will know no bounds. Looks like a bipartisan Congress has just figured that out, even if the White House has not. commerce.senate.gov/2026/1/v…
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Do you track the provenance of your security vendors? Not just "where is my data going?" - but who built it, where they're located, and what jurisdictions govern them? China's directive to drop US/Israeli cybersecurity tools signals this matters more than ever. reuters.com/world/china/beij…
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My 2026 prediction for @NextgovFCW: The convergence of human identity, AI, non-human identities, and deepfakes will cause material real-world impacts. Identities AI deepfakes = adversaries can be anyone, anytime. With midterms coming, the fundamental question becomes: how do you prove who you are? nextgov.com/cybersecurity/20… #cybersecurity #identity #AI
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10 Nov 2025
Hey @TeslaCharging I was in St. Joseph, MO, last month, noticed an upgrade in the works! The app shows it is now open at 250kW instead of 150kW, that's awesome!. However those cabinets looked to me like the even newer 325 kW. Any reason the site says only 250 kW?
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I had the opportunity to spend a week with the Tesla Cybertruck as my daily driver... I almost didn't write this because there's just so much Tesla hate out there online and I've never been the guy to write Let me start by saying this was easily the most fun I've ever had with any vehicle in my life and it's not even close. My dad even drove up from 3 hours away to try it out, because it's just that fun. I've owned a Model 3 and now a brand-new Model Y, ridden inside many Model S and Model X cars... and I can say with confidence this is absolutely the BEST car Tesla has ever made by a MILE. Nothing in Tesla's lineup even compares to it. But... I've got to say, I wasn't expecting the sheer volume of anger and hate I got from driving this thing. I live in a small town outside of a liberal-leaning blue city... I've never been honked at, yelled at, flipped off, or booed EVER while living here. Not one time. But ALL of those things occurred this week. It was really surprising. I was expecting it to happen maybe once or twice, but not super often... I was wrong. Every time I've seen a Cybertruck, I get excited. I think they are super cool and I've never cared if anyone disagreed with me on the design... I think the future should look like the future and this truck looks like something from a sci-fi movie and I've always been a fan. One of the most interesting interactions occurred when I took my 5-year-old to the dentist. We were walking out of the dentist's office and a kid, a little bit older than him was just pointing and smiling at the Cybertruck. He was so into it. The kid's mom just rolled her eyes. and ya'll... that just sucks Because I feel like that is the story of this truck in a nutshell. Children can see magic... because they look for it.
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Senator Hawley's bill to BAN members of Congress from trading stocks just PASSED through the Senate Homeland Security & Governmental Affairs Committee. Next up? Bringing it to a vote on the Senate floor.
A MAJORITY of Americans support banning members of Congress from trading stocks. Senator Hawley: "I don't mind anybody being rich. What I mind is people getting rich while they're here trading stock—which I think we can all agree on—and this bill would put a stop to it."
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Give it a 10 year/ 200,000 mile warranty, and you’ll see an adoption S-curve like you never believed. Heck of a message!
11 Jun 2025
idk who needs to hear this but you almost never have to replace your Tesla’s high voltage battery And if there ever is an issue, it’s covered under warranty anyway, so not your problem
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10 Jun 2025
The people have spoken!!! 🔪 🔥KNIFE GIVEAWAY! 🔥🔪 (See video for instructions)
10 Jun 2025
Ok I need 75,000 impressions by tomorrow to get monetized… I’ll let the people decide… Should I :
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Excited to announce ClearVector's $13M Series A led by @scalevp (Ariel Tseitlin), with participation from @okta Ventures (Austin Arensberg), @innerloopcap (Justin Label) and existing investor @MenloVentures (@timt)! 🎉 We believe the future of cybersecurity is identity-driven, and our team has brought this vision to life by working closely with our customers to detect and stop the adversary from compromising production environments (AWS, GCP, K8s, GitHub, etc.) at scale. A big thank you to our customers, team, investors, and partners who believed in us from the beginning, especially Kevin Mandia who backed us as an angel from the start. Also, we're hiring! Read more in my post: clearvector.com/blog/series-…

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6 Feb 2025
Fantastic new capability we added! Customers have already benefited from the insights!
🚀 Introducing Bucket Intelligence for AWS S3! CV brings identity-driven security to your data plane 🎯 Attribute activity inside of buckets to the originating identity 🔍 Detect malicious activity 💡 Make better product decisions with bucket usage data clearvector.com/blog/introdu…
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9 Jan 2025
Does anyone know if the Lincoln, NE service center is actually open and usable? I'm always pointed towards the Council Bluffs location which has a 3 week backlog to get vehicles in. Would be great if the Lincoln location could alleviate some of that? @TeslaOwnersNeb @tesla
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1 Jan 2025
This week only, touring around Montana, I might be giving @DirtyTesLa a run! The @cybertruck looks amazing in the Big Sky State but I have to admit I'm pretty excited to get back to Nebraska and get it washed!
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28 Dec 2024
Plexamp is seriously the best audio app for your phone, highly recommend! 💯
28 Dec 2024
Music to our audiophile ears. Upgrade for life for less than $100 USD with code RELAX24. 🎶 plex.tv/plex-pass/?utm_sourc…
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26 Dec 2024
Awesome! Can't wait to watch!
26 Dec 2024
BEAST GAME EPISODE 3 IS OUT NOW! To celebrate, I'm giving away $100,000 total to 10 random people who like and retweet this post! Go watch it here: amazon.com/beastgames
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22 Dec 2024
In case anyone is looking for a new vehicle, I strongly recommend looking into a Tesla, they are amazing! 🔥 Of interested you can save don't money by using a referral link as well, here is mine: ts.la/ryan16943
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Replying to @SawyerMerritt
Heck. Guys, Kylee and I are saving up for a New Model Y. If I made you excited over the years long wait, please consider hitting up the link here :) ts.la/gregory50514
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16 Dec 2024
The next 2 weekends are busy. Forecasting 20 GWh/day across North American, Asia Pacific and European Superchargers. We're prepared by scrubbing the network to be close to 100% uptime, deploying attendants and @Tesla_Megapack Chargers at our busiest sites, having our 24/7/365 Operations Center at Giga New York, and opening up new Superchargers still throughout the holidays. If you ever have to wait, note that our models detect it, and those Superchargers become a top priority for everyone at @TeslaCharging. New Superchargers in development & under construction are added monthly here: tesla.com/findus?bounds=62.6… Safe, emission-free, travels!

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14 Dec 2024
Wanted: Objective Automotive Reviews Rating Criteria: advancement in design, engineering excellence, efficiency, safety, value and performance of intended function Let's hear your critiques
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It is time for residents of the only state with 100% public power to be able to buy or lease, in Nebraska, the top five American-made vehicles. @TeamPillen
11 Dec 2024
Teslas have the highest amount of American content
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