Fashion Twitterista. Obsessed with dachshunds, gutter humor, meeting new people, The Economist and coffee.
Joined March 2009
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6 Nov 2020
I don’t know how this got made but it’s the only thing that’s made me laugh amongst all this drama lately.
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30 Sep 2020
I’m trying to get through this debate completely sober and trying to hear each candidate.
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18 Mar 2018
These may have gone in my coffee or these may have gone direct to my tummy #halfandhalfshot
16 Mar 2018
Sometimes when you get locked out of your car while the driver is in the bathroom you gotta play it cool and just do some stretches #roadtowhistler
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21 Sep 2017
Morning turtle intensity. #hadhersinceiwas5 #dadgaveherbacktomewhenimovedbacktomyhometown #staresatmeeverymorning
7 Jun 2017
