Infrastructure Manager / VMware & Hyper-V Expert / Geek, oh - and that guy from Coolsmartphone.com

Joined January 2007
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5 Sep 2019
This tune. I remember it being played for weeks on the Friday @bbcr1 @petetong show before they released it. In clubs everywhere it just exploded. Lit up dance floors. Everybody just let go. Another level. Brilliant memories youtube.com/watch?v=WNRf_CeB… #underworld #bornslippy
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28 Dec 2020
FFS
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26 Dec 2020
Me, right now.
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25 Dec 2020
Afternoon all. Don't get coronavirus when you're having cancer treatment and you've got no immune system. It's a real shit, let me tell you.
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25 Dec 2020
I'm so glad that, each year, the @PlayStationUK servers have additional capacity added so kids can enjoy their new gadgets on Christmas Day. Oh wait, no, that's the exact opposite of what's happening. @AskPS_UK
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25 Dec 2020
List count how many times I've had to switch this back. It's almost as if Facebook are a bunch of bellends
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24 Dec 2020
Hey @GamesRadar Loving your website. DEFINITELY NOT INTRUSIVE AND ANNOYING
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24 Dec 2020
Also @techradar - you're just as bad. Horrific experience
24 Dec 2020
Oh goodie. Now there's a FLOATING VIDEO. Yay!
Gears retweeted
24 Dec 2020
Also - no automatic recognition of professional qualifications. This is big for the services industry - 80% of UK economy - and means if you're an architect, accountant or consultant, it'll be harder for you to sell your services in the EU 6/
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24 Dec 2020
It's not very festive in here....
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24 Dec 2020
Anyone else slightly doubting the ability for all MPs to go through the hundreds and hundreds of pages of incredibly complicated legal details before making a completely informed decision whilst working from home at Christmas ? And get it done in days? #Brexit
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23 Dec 2020
Who's this guy? Sounds like he knows his onions...
23 Dec 2020
Here’s the simple truth: Our darkest days in this battle against COVID are ahead of us — not behind us. We need to prepare ourselves and steel our spines.
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22 Dec 2020
How it started How it's going
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23 Dec 2020
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22 Dec 2020
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23 Dec 2020
I have balloons up for Christmas in isolation at the @qehbham My #cancer and #coronavirus can fuck right off! Tomorrow I'm gonna dress as Santa and probably freak out the other coronavirus / cancer patients in my bay!
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23 Dec 2020
"1 in 3 people carry the #coronavirus without showing any symptoms" Ahh..... That's fucked it...
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If you want a measure of Dan Hannan - Boris Johnson's latest addition to the Lords - all you need to know is this. He once "live tweeted" a walk through the English countryside.... using... stock photographs
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23 Dec 2020
#brexit fans are gonna be well pissed when they find out about "seasons".. "Britain imports nearly half of its fresh vegetables and the majority of its fruit, both mainly from the EU" bbc.co.uk/news/amp/business-…
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