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21 Nov 2025
I'm taping my new hour on December 20 in Toronto @justforlaughs
I will be in these places and their airports before then
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21 Dec 2024
Can't sleep. Hard when you realize your friends aren't really your friends.
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21 Dec 2024
Evil Does Not Exist
20 Dec 2024
Here are a few movies I’d recommend checking out this year.
ALT My favorite movies of 2024: All We Imagine As Light Conclave The Piano Lesson The Promised Land The Seed of the Sacred Fig Dune: Part Two Anora Dìdi (弟弟) Sugarcane A Complete Unknown
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16 Dec 2024
looking up potential blast radius while at a lower east side bar
15 Dec 2024
If you're in cities in NY, NJ or DC, now might be a good time to get out.
Most reasonable drone theory is that they're looking for loose nuke(s) and don't want to say that.
If they announce that, it's a panic for the exits & traffic jams for miles.
Worth thinking about... 🫣
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10 Dec 2024
I will be eating the anti-capitalist breakfast tomorrow at McDonald’s Cactus Jack style
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9 Dec 2024
Would you rather get $500,000 cash or have dinner with Jay-Z?
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23 Nov 2024
You have to be bringing up war crimes in your stand up comedy
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1 Nov 2024
I can't believe I agree with trick or treating adults on so many things politically.
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20 Oct 2024
New cast member Emil Wakim swings by the Update desk
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29 Sep 2024
the loose apple
29 Sep 2024
It’s hilarious how conservatives are terrified of crime on the NYC subway when this is a much more accurate depiction of what it’s like
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