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hmrc @hmrc

Being very very careful with your personal data, honest

Joined February 2008
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hmrc@hmrc
3 Oct 2019
Fell asleep at my keyboard after the 2008 budget. Just woken up by current idiots in gov @-ing me. it's 2019 and Twitter is still going! Anything else happen?
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hmrc@hmrc
12 Mar 2008
btw I think the best twitter coverage is @mickfealty - good ole slugger
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hmrc@hmrc
12 Mar 2008
seems to be going pretty well so far. thank god for laphroaig and ibuprofen.
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hmrc@hmrc
12 Mar 2008
ok, my bowels are completely empty and I've thrown up 3 times already. time for a quick bacon sandwich I think - anyone coming to Da House?
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hmrc@hmrc
12 Mar 2008
phew - today's the day... (absolutely shitting myself) give.me.more.whiskey.
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hmrc@hmrc
28 Feb 2008
god these sums are hard - sorry, I've been away - it's not easy running the entire economy of the United Kingdom practically single-handed
hmrc@hmrc
26 Feb 2008
just in with a kebab - those nobby styles are killin' in this cold
hmrc@hmrc
26 Feb 2008
also reconsiderin' hair tax now iv seen wot @amayfield & @lloyddavis look like irl
hmrc@hmrc
26 Feb 2008
walkin off dis hangova in st james's park - den over da Lion for a swiftie just im'd miliband - he's gone home da litew8
hmrc@hmrc
26 Feb 2008
lookin' at followers and thinkin' we may do well with a hair tax @toodlepip and @technokitten might have to move to Jersey
hmrc@hmrc
26 Feb 2008
tryin' 2 think of good giveaways for March 12 - any ideas twittermates?
hmrc@hmrc
26 Feb 2008
being followed by peopel I don't kno - scary. btw still on that anusol hunt ne1?
hmrc@hmrc
26 Feb 2008
strugglin' - ne1 got neurofen? (& anusol pls)
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hmrc@hmrc
26 Feb 2008
if you iz fiddlin' from liechtenstein, be afraid - we iz onto you http://tinyurl.com/3x4j85
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hmrc@hmrc
26 Feb 2008
next time i twitter from the Red Lion, come over the road and get me out...
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hmrc@hmrc
26 Feb 2008
ouch my head
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hmrc@hmrc
25 Feb 2008
dude, I am totally off my face - ed is trying to fix me up with a drag queen. never drinking southern comfort again
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hmrc@hmrc
25 Feb 2008
oh man, pissed again - it's all milliband's fault goin' offline now. oh man!
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hmrc@hmrc
25 Feb 2008
in ur Red Lion only having one - honest (yeah I no thats wot i sed last time but for real cos i gots work todo l8r)
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hmrc@hmrc
25 Feb 2008
I had a crate of Moldovan Cabernet Sauvignon lass night - twas bitchin'
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