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Joined August 2009
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New year, new specials. Hit me with your best ideas please, I'm running out ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Tiktok is back already? I can't keep up with this stuff anymore. Someone needs to drop an hour long lore video I can binge on my couch.
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Iโ€™m really not built for this weather
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New year means a new opportunity to get my bread up you feel?
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Who's tryna help me get this on the tree. Crazy what you can do with AI.
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Tried sharing pizza. Didnโ€™t love that for me.
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Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.
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Burnt the roof of my mouth again. Pizza, youโ€™re hot and I love you, but you play too much.
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Weโ€™re not saying pizza solves everything, but have you tried it?
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Still here. Still making pizza. Still waiting for you.
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We made pizza today. Weโ€™ll make it again tomorrow. You should probably come by.
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Y'all better be locked in for finals
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I can tell y'all are hungry, pull up.
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Pizza is a form of self care
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You ever bite into pizza so hot it feels like it personally offended you? Like I thought we were friends.
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Just saw a pizza and starting thinking about it's radius, these math classes got me so cooked.
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I didn't choose the pizza life, the pizza life chose me. And by 'chose me,' I mean it slid off the plate and into my lap and now I'm sad. Please send help.
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If you feel comfortable taking the last slice with someone, you either really love them or hate them, there's no in between.
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In crust we trust.
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Tried making a pizza myself, think imma just order in tonight...
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