PATRIOTS LOSE

Fuckin special teams amirite

I need to see a barrage of touchdowns from here on out to make up for that boring ass 3 quarters

I will laugh my ass off of the Seahawks kicker is named the Super Bowl MVP

If you show up as a guest at a Super Bowl party and they offer you a chair say “I’ve earned the couch” and plop down in the corner nearest the lamp. Then wink at a guest you don’t know and say “that’s how it’s done, needle nose”.

Fuck yeah all of the Americas

Fuck yeah all of North America

If someone told me in 1994 that Snoop Dogg would be one of the lead commentators for the 2026 winter olympics, I would have told that person to eat my entire ass.

For those mad that Bad Bunny will performing mostly Spanish at halftime and won’t understand, we’ve been listening to Pearl Jam for years and still don’t know what Eddie Vedder is saying

Today is a huge day for people who performatively don’t care about sports. It’s like their super bowl

Oh my God coinbase fuck you for that

🏈 Super Bowl Winners by Country Since 2000 2000 – 🇺🇸 United States 
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This game is booooooring!

I tell you hwat Patriots are taking it to em

Listening to @inthewhale in the car today, great driving music. Great band, highly recommended. Saw them open for @LocalH at the grogshop

There are still a few final tour posters available for purchase! inthewhale.bigcartel.com/

We've capitalized from people buying our merch, getting too drunk at the show, losing our merch, and having to buy it a second time online roughly 3 dozen times in this band's lifespan

Lucha Libre and Laughs go for it

The van will cross 500,000 miles on this trip. The circle will be complete soon.

See you guys tonight in Laramie. 7:30. First come first served. This is the last time INTHEWHALE will ever perform live. Let's bang our heads one more time!