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JohnnyD Quotes @jd_quotes

Breaking hips, and putting women in wheelchairs since '99

Joined May 2015
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Soccer Problems@SoccerrProblems
25 Feb 2016
Messi can do no wrong. This commercial ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ amp.twimg.com/v/650adce6-593โ€ฆ

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"I think it's funny.. People thinkin I'm real stupid"
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I'll tell you a six second story๐Ÿ˜
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"Everyone is built the same but some are just faster"
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If a whale and a sea lion jousted, this is how they would hold it..
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I peed so long it was scary
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TK- Have you ever seen 50 Shades of Grey? John- Have you ever seen 69 Shades of Pink?
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I bite my mom all the time, she hates it
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You ever thought about playing leapfrog with a unicorn?.. Crazy man.
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I hate turf man, it's way too shiny..hurts my eyes
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"Your laugh is slaying me man.. Cutting me right open!"
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