Come with me on my developer journey! 💪 · Tech blogger 👶🏻👨💻 · Centrist liberal 🤡 · husband/bother · INTP (parody by @melissamcewen)
Joined July 2020
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1 Jul 2020
Share, care, don’t be malware #Productivity
ALT Truth can only be found in one place: the code -uncle brob
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20 Apr 2022
Want to understand how your career should progress as a software engineer? Check out my exclusive career ladder infocraptic. It's a great tool for discussing your career goals with your manager. Let me know how it goes.
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20 Apr 2022
Oops I forgot the alt text, even grifters should always have alt text.
Alt:
Title is The Ultimate JavaGrifter Dev Career Ladder
At year 1 = junior engineer
Year 2 = senior engineer
Year 3ish= senior senior engineer
Year 5-19 = ultimate engineer
120 = engineering manager
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15 Apr 2022
Even tho I love Elon I think he should not own Twitter, because it could hurt his feelings, which would hurt us all!
And the worst part, the part that is going to hurt ALL OF HUMANITY, is that this will distract from his mission at SpaceX and Tesla, because it's not just going to suck up his time and attention, IT WILL DAMAGE HIS PSYCHE.
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14 Apr 2022
We should start a police to help protect elon. maybe we can call it the tone police.
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1 Apr 2022
Stop normalizing adults taking off a day of work for their cat's birthday
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18 Mar 2022
For everyone who thinks being a startup founder is easy and fun and not a huge sacrifice…This is what I do 3x/day to keep myself alive as a result of health problems that are the direct result of starting a company
ALT Taco Bell meal
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12 Feb 2022
Lost all my apes. Can someone help me with my Metamask Coinbase?
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11 Feb 2022
You need PRs when:
• You don’t trust the grift
• You don't trust the person writing the grift
• You don’t trust the process used to write the grift
• You don’t trust the system used to check in the grift
Maybe we should dump the PRs and work on that grift thing instead?
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11 Feb 2022
My solopreneur tech stack:
CRM: Animal Crossing New Horizons
Design: MS Paint
Website: Blogspot
Automation: MS Word Macros
Email automation: Lotus Notes
Project Management: Sharepoint
Go with what you know and get started faster. 💪🏻🧔🏻♂️🤳🏻
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9 Feb 2022
8. Now refresh your sightseeing photographs
9. And continue by editing your file "ways"
10. Finally, make a new file called " tutorial "
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9 Feb 2022
11. And change the first line of your tutorial to:
POST /terms
12. Now connect to the internet
13. And you're done!
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