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kill me
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whenever i see brian wilson trending or in the news i panic
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we’re so back
3 Jul 2022
things really went downhill after the year of luigi. makes you think
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16 Nov 2024
good snacks don’t last, so buy the weird little treats you like before they retire them. i have no other advice
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16 Oct 2024
Good Morning.
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16 Oct 2024
trying to relate to boomer parents like “ok so you ‘like’ pink floyd, but how often do they make you cry?”
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15 Oct 2024
they done fucked up in gave her a horse
15 Oct 2024
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8 Oct 2024
This is the dream… thousands of dollars of equipment, tooting on a bizarre doohickey, making music that sounds like frogs listen to it…
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13 Oct 2024
As people debate the story about kids being targeted by snipers it’s worth remembering that the reason we have to rely on doctors as sources of information about this kind of thing is that Western journalists aren’t allowed in Gaza and Palestinian journalists keep getting killed.
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14 Oct 2024
my dad recommended a show and said “i think one of the characters looks a bit like greg” and said character literally looks like the guy from the honey-comb commercials lmao
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13 Oct 2024
my lungs feel like they’re stuffed with fiberglass. that’s probably good
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today someone asked “what was the name of the one serial killer that charlize theron played again?” and i was able to immediately blurt out “AILEEN WOURNOS” . i am growing and learning new data every day
22 Dec 2020
dad: who’s that one actress...tall, blonde..
me: you’re gonna need to be more specific
dad: she played a female serial killer once. a real one
me: real? probably aileen wournos [googles] charlize theron?
dad: yeah. why do you know the serial killer’s name but not the actress
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13 Oct 2024
i told this guy i didn’t really dance, but then outkast came on and i looked like a big liar
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13 Oct 2024
me: oh hehe i am an introvert
also me 2 seconds later, screaming: DONT WANT TO MEET YOUR MAMA JUST WANT TO MAKE YOU CUMMA
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17 Jan 2011
Scarlett johanneson I will drink ur bath water...#random
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13 Oct 2024
they have giant tables of cookies at weddings in pittsburgh….tf
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11 Oct 2024
Final Fantasy IX moogles are a different breed of moogles NGL ☠️😭😂
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