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Joined July 2008
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Jun 11
It's Hashtags time! Post something funny your dad has said, and tag it with #DadQuotes. Could be on the show!
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Jun 11
I was out to dinner with my dad and the waiter asked if he wanted still or sparkling, and my dad said, “I don’t drink water.” #DadQuotes
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May 27
Surprising. Iconic. Hilarious. #Password premieres June 2 10/9c | NBC and Peacock
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May 26
Younger me, keep making people laugh. Great investment. You won’t believe. Also - bet the Knicks to make it to the Finals in ‘26. You’re welcome.
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May 22
Met Ella Bright & Belmont Cameli Off Campus!
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May 21
“There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for.”
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May 19
RT @sternshow: Which late-night host would win in a fight? Howard Stern says he knows.
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May 14
Jimmy talks reuniting with @JimmyKimmel, @SethMeyers & @IamJohnOliver to celebrate @StephenAtHome and @colbertlateshow!
Watch the full @StrikeForceFive podcast ⬇️
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May 9
I remember rehearsing for this bit on the sidewalk outside of the Tonight Show with @billyjoel and his band. I asked him, “Should we just do The Lion Sleeps Tonight?” There were two other songs. He said, “Well let’s just try it now with my band.” And that turned into three doo-wop songs on an NYC street corner. And THAT turned into this bit. Happy birthday to the one and only.
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May 5
Only five days ’til Mother’s Day - do you have your gift yet? 👀 EVERYTHING IS MAMA is available wherever you get books or here: bit.ly/everythingismama #FallonBookClub
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May 4
It's Hashtags time! Post something funny your mom has said, and tag it with #MomQuotes. Could be on the show!
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May 4
My mom’s favorite expression is “What do you want me to do, stand on my head and spit nickels?" #MomQuotes
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May 5
My mom only texts using the “talk-to-text” feature and sometimes keeps talking without pressing send, so I occasionally get texts like “You need to defrost it for 45 minutes god leave me alone!” #MomQuotes
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May 3
How my weekend is going: @F1, @Max33Verstappen, @Isack_Hadjar, @redbullracing @FordRacing, and some watches to match! Ready for more @F1 tomorrow.
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May 1
First humans to see the dark side of the moon signed my copy of The Dark Side of the Moon!!!
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May 1
And if they started Wizard of Oz at the right time - this all makes sense. Thank you @NASAArtemis crew!!!
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