poet | copywriter | vintage T collector
Joined February 2025
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May 22
Get wet 💦💦💦💦
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May 12
Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss on the set of The Matrix, 1999
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May 12
We didn’t deserve him
May 11
Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours
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May 11
cover art for Bryan Ferry's 1985 single "Slave to Love".
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May 11
Happy 8th birthday to THE album. No one will ever understand how important this albums means to me. Alex Turner, you’re a genius.
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May 11
8 years since the most slept-on modern social commentary masterpiece in the last 20 years: Arctic Monkeys, Tranquility Base Hotel Casino
Alex Turner will never get the credit he deserves for this one 🔥🔥🔥
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May 10
I’m a squirrel in the road who can’t decide which way to run as an SUV barrels toward it
I am also the driver of the SUV
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May 7
One time when my 3 brothers & I were kids, we were arguing over whose turn it was on the Dell desktop
My grandma was taking care of us at the time & got so overwhelmed by the brawl she shouted: “I wish every computer in the world would just blow up!”
At the time it was funny, hilarious even. We laughed about it for years
But now, on a very serious level:
I wish every computer in the world would just blow up.
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May 6
Honestly can’t believe liberalism is still a thing at all
It could be forgiven in the Obama years due to the weird NPR spell the whole country was under
But now it’s like having a fax machine for a brain, very weird
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Apr 20
Let no son of a bitch get in my way!
My path goes through Infinity before reaching its end!
-Fernando Pessoa, "Salutation To Walt Whitman"
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Apr 18
The Moby Dick fandom is dying.
Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.
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