It’s out. The book. Avoidance, Drugs, Heartbreak & Dogs. What a feeling. Response has been overwhelming. Love to everyone who’s supported so far. Forgot to post about it on here because frankly this place is a sh*thole. Have you got a copy? Get one here 🫣💊💔🐶 buythebook.online/avoidance-…

Elon Musk is what happens when a man baby gets their heartbroken too many times without repair. All the money and influence in the world will not cure his chronic lack of sauce and ever growing narcissistic rot. He needs 5 MEO DMT immediately and less screen time.

“We don’t know how to just feel sadness” 🤍 Listen to @WesNelsonMusic and @jordanfstephens on #MTVFaces only on YouTube now: spr.ly/6764 ✨

How many of us are emotionally addicted to this platform? Getting high from perpetual shock?

People need to question their obsession with purity

overwhelmed

People are still working with Tim Westwood? Wild.

I have a book tour event in Liverpool this Thursday! It's my first book tour event in the North of England so I'd love so much if you came and brought pals! You get Lush goodies included with your ticket and I'll be signing books there too. See you there! eventbrite.co.uk/e/lush-book…

I can’t think of anything braver than opening your heart after having it broken

I just dreamt that I ALMOST got a speeding ticket. ALMOST. DVLA got me on the ropes man

Excuse me my girlfriend just tore up Jools what do you mean

Football is thrilling but it will not disregulate me

Don’t look for life advice on twitter accounts cursed with severe imagination barriers

Congratulations to @jordanfstephens of @RizzleKicks for winning Youth Music Awards' first ever Grassroots Hero Award. 💫 Read more over at @brightonargus: theargus.co.uk/news/24660178…

PURA VIDA

Finally done my first ever BBC live lounge 🥹🥹 thank you everyone, thank you @fontainesdublin for being the best band x

Literally everyone was paid for slavery ‘ending’ you doughnut. That’s half the problem. Another phenomenally infantile attempt at edginess by monsieur cheese string. JRM daily. Built like a 2B pencil. A streak of urine. Speaky streaky. Dude can’t fight a sneeze. Looking like Count Dracula in a drain pipe. Definitely still says “mummy”. Looking like Harry Potter post rolling pin. Rap name J-spaghetti. Dude looks like every kitchen utensil at once. Gets a fright when lights come on. Watches old episodes of Most Haunted so he can feel seen. Sleeps upside down in an old pepperami wrapper.

Honestly. This was phenomenal. You’re in for a treat.

It might be the only way to survive on here 🤝🏽