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Emily Wood retweeted
10 Apr 2023
when client asks for rationale
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San Francisco just recorded the third-wettest 15-day period since the Gold Rush in 1849. dlvr.it/SggQqQ
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Emily Wood retweeted
22 Dec 2022
Just watched a man at a bar in Penn Station order two martinis, pay for them, promptly pour them into an empty Evian bottle, and then walk out all while Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl” played on the jukebox. Happy holidays!
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Emily Wood retweeted
18 Dec 2022
I will admit that everything got much stupider and more bad way faster than I ever imagined buzzfeednews.com/article/kat…
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Emily Wood retweeted
6 Dec 2022
I don’t understand how COVID is spiking again after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened
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Emily Wood retweeted
27 Nov 2022
babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your sunday afternoon creeping sense of dread for the week ahead
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26 Nov 2022
Oh no I am the grandma let's get you to bed meme
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23 Nov 2022
Letter of recommendation: drinking one martini and singing Baby Shark a cappella with your children
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Emily Wood retweeted
22 Nov 2022
The latest write-thru of the NYT dad hero Club Q story is even more of a gut-punch than it was four hours ago.
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18 Nov 2022
we'll always have jokes like these (until we don't)
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Hello. Young kids back in school are so sick right now. Everyone with a preschooler has an entire household of sleepless viral cough snot fevers for the past two months without a fucking break. So if you know a parent going through this, be kind and gently hit them with your car.
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Emily Wood retweeted
Okay twitter blue has been such a success I need to do a thread. Feel free to add to the 🧵on the great launch of this product
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Emily Wood retweeted
1 Nov 2022
billionares are so weird. what are you saving up for? hell?
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