Only coming back from threads to repost this from Dr Jen. Elon is a trash dangerous human. Okay back to threads I go.

Well, actually, weight gain on the pill is the same as with a copper IUD. And studies about the risk of depression are conflicting, but there is this thing called absolute risk and that is what matters. And if pregnancy were a medication it would have a black box warning.

I’ve completely moved over to Threads from here. If you’re there I’d love to keep in touch. You can find me at threads.net/@kristy

Well that’s huge.

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Add to it Federal Childcare Funding ended yesterday... and 3mm kids are likely to lose their childcare, and many parents (read: moms) will have to drop from workforce.

The world is getting so much more expensive. Wages are not keeping up, in fact they're falling. Right as student loan payment re-start. This has the potential to be disastrous for so many.

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Analysis: Mark Zuckerberg launched Threads, a clone of Twitter for people turned off by the platform’s changes under Elon Musk. It’s built on top of Instagram’s existing base of billions of users. Here’s what is novel — and predictable — about Threads. wapo.st/3PIAlfG

Threads already feels better than most other new social sites I’ve tried lately. threads.net/@kristy

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No Thanks. Just another nail.

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