Former Publicist. Bestselling memoirist. Hollywood stories, reinvention, and the wisdom you only earn by living it โ€” mischief included.

Joined February 2016
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True story. Read it in my ebook, on sale from March 5-12 for 99 cents. amzn.to/4l6Q7yz #ScarlettJohansson #Celebrities #hollywoodlife #WorkInProgress
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This. ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ The Optimism Situation open.substack.com/pub/observโ€ฆ
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That moment when you look at an older guy in the airport and think 'sheesh, he's old,' and then you realize - oh wait, so am I. I AM that guy.
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Don't send me a voice memo. I'm not ready for that kind of commitment.
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I'd buy one.
I need a leaf blower. But for people.

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Friend: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done? Me: So sweet of you to assume I've peaked.

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Ugh! ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธAn embarrassing marketing stunt.
It's not even been a year since World Premiere opened, yet it's already been given a The Devil Wears Prada 2 overlay! ๐Ÿ‘  #DisneyAdventureWorld Maybe this was the plan all along, but I'm disappointed that this beautiful space is being used to push and sell the latest film. ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘Ž
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Whoever said "good things come to those who wait" was clearly not hangry.

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My back goes out more than I do and it's having a better time.

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A publicist's job is to make sure nobody finds out what actually happened. I wrote a book about what actually happened.
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The wisdom I have now would have been so useful to thirteen year old me who didn't want it.

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Hollywood taught me a lot. Mostly what not to say and to whom.

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I didn't reinvent myself. I just finally stopped apologizing for the original version.
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This happens through May 21st. Don't forget to register!
Lisa Jey @lisajey has a great giveaway going! Let me just say - you need this book, HOLLYWOOD PAYBACK by USA TODAY bestselling author, Jon Lindstrom - and it's โœจ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—˜โœจ to one winner, and ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ sweepwidget.com/c/98811-xz28โ€ฆ @thejonlindstrom
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Truth!
Coffee will be required in large quantities today Cheers all โ˜•๏ธ
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I bought two. One to keep, and one to give away. HOLLYWOOD PAYBACK by USA TODAY bestselling author, Jon Lindstrom (also a very famous actor) - and it's โœจ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—˜โœจ to one winner, and ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ sweepwidget.com/c/98811-xz28โ€ฆ @thejonlindstrom
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Lisa Jey Davis retweeted
Lisa Jey @lisajey has a great giveaway going! Let me just say - you need this book, HOLLYWOOD PAYBACK by USA TODAY bestselling author, Jon Lindstrom - and it's โœจ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—˜โœจ to one winner, and ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ sweepwidget.com/c/98811-xz28โ€ฆ @thejonlindstrom
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We canโ€™t always wear Manolos, ladies. Some days require strategy. Today's Observations in Heels by @lisajey is out. open.substack.com/pub/observโ€ฆ

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