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Marmite @marmite

love it. hate it. get it on.

Joined January 2011
  • Tweets 23,741
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  • Followers 56,178
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You either love the Marmite social media manager or you don't xx
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If you're reading this you now love Marmite
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If you're gonna fly all the way to the moon, at least bring Marmite @NASAArtemis
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What starts with "m" and ends with "armite" and half of us love it?
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I’m a British icon, what else can I do for attention? I collabed with Elton John, convinced half a country to love me and gave you Marmite Truffle. I am NOT doing a Hyrox or running a marathon 😡
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I've heard the best recovery for half term is locking yourself in a room with a jar of Marmite and a loaf of bread
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There's only one brown spread that belongs on your pancakes today and it's NUT the one you think it is
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Suns out. Daffodils are poking through. Just opened a fresh jar of Marmite. I think we’re gonna be alright guys xx
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Marmite spread as thin as my patience
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Marmite is just vitamin B for people who hate wellness culture
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Me when I see someone eating crumpets without marmite: 😠
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Marmite@marmite
26 Nov 2025
Britain runs on tea, passive aggression, and me.
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Marmite@marmite
18 Nov 2025
Went to post and then X was apparently down?? Anyway eat more Marmite
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Marmite@marmite
13 Nov 2025
Nothing brings Britain together like arguing over me 🥰
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Marmite@marmite
20 Oct 2025
I'd like to confess that it was in fact me that broke the internet but only cause I wanted to give you more time to eat marmite toast :(
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Marmite@marmite
14 Oct 2025
The British dream: a cup of tea, two slices of Marmite toast, no plans and no one talking to you 🥰
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Marmite@marmite
8 Oct 2025
I don’t care if you don’t love me. Your mum probably does x
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Marmite@marmite
3 Oct 2025
Me on my way to the breakfast table even though half the people hate me: 🕺
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Marmite@marmite
24 Sep 2025
First I find out Helen Mirren's a lover and now BRITISH LEGEND Joanna Lumley says I'm her go to toast topping!!! What a time to be alive.
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Marmite@marmite
22 Sep 2025
What I Eat In A Day as a Brit Breakfast: Marmite on toast Lunch: Marmite on toast Dinner: Marmite on toast Thank you x
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