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Matt retweeted
13 Dec 2022
SYRACUSE WINS THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
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That’s why every year I compile a Festivus waste report. If you want to read it all you’ll have to go to my official senate website or social media. But I’ll tell you about some of my favorites here. dailywire.com/news/rand-paul…
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Matt retweeted
17 Dec 2021
just witnessed an ice cream man’s funeral and all the ice cream vans came and followed in solidarity I AM SOBBING
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Matt retweeted
22 Oct 2021
“Yeah I finally got into the Trump stock, resume trading”
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Matt retweeted
12 Mar 2021
When you use Bitcoin to buy coffee:
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Matt retweeted
11 Dec 2020
Everyone ought to watch this video every morning so as to truly internalize what an absolute crock of shit this whole thing is.
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Matt retweeted
14 Nov 2020
So the schools don’t spread the virus, but we’re going to close the schools just for fun? 🤔
Better idea — let’s make it impossible for people to be career politicians and focus on putting leaders with common sense in charge.
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My boat sank in Lake Travis
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Matt retweeted
22 Jun 2020
I set Trump’s insane Tulsa rally ramp speech to music.
He is not a good lyricist.
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Matt retweeted
12 Jun 2020
Hey @RubinReport , I saw your segment on Fox News where you brought up the Seinfeld AIDS Walk episode. What a fitting segment for the times we live in today. I made a short edit on that episode:
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Matt retweeted
30 Apr 2020
made a Rube Goldberg machine
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Matt retweeted
29 Mar 2020
Just two weeks ago the head of Emergency at Wuhan Central hospital went public, saying authorities had stopped her and her colleagues from warning the world. She has now disappeared, her whereabouts unknown. #60Mins
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Matt retweeted
12 Nov 2019
OMG I don't even know what to do with this!
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Matt retweeted
24 Oct 2019
'There is no fundamental difference between men and women's brains.'
Men:
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