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Jun 13
Once again I find myself comparing everywhere I ever go on vacation to something in Nova Scotia… there are Cape Smokeys everywhere for those with eyes to see
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May 29
Walked into a bubble tea place where The Ordinary was playing and I reflexively started looking around as if expecting Daulton Varsho to appear
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May 25
If the roof is closed tonight we riot
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May 13
First woman to buy me the Miller Light World Cup match ball beer holder can have my hand in marriage
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May 11
I once went to a very beautiful wedding reception at Dude Chilling Park…
May 10
Vancouver is not a real place wdym you guys are planning a meetup at a place called Dude Chilling Park
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May 8
Blue Jays Yesavage jersey giveaway day… Tempo home opener… me talking to Fran Lebowitz at Roy Thomson Hall… it all happens here in Toronto, the Greatest City in the World
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May 8
catch me tomorrow evening wandering around outside the Rogers Centre/my office after indulging in some overpriced Malibu Muse cocktails at Blue Jays Barbie bucket hat giveaway day 🍹🌈⚾️
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May 4
Hoping my brother and I get the long form census at our apartment this year so we can baffle Statistics Canada with our never-before-seen combination of responses
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Apr 29
Imagining a guy who wants to participate in the Ben Lerner discourse but drops his phone in the sink
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Apr 19
I have a project for Gen Z / Gen Alpha: revitalize terrestrial radio. This could do wonders for society, I’m convinced of it.
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Apr 13
The sea and the desert have been places of mutual enrichment among peoples and cultures for millennia. Woe to us if we turn them into graveyards where even hope dies! Let us free these tremendous reservoirs of history and the future from evil! Let us denounce and remove causes for despair, and let us oppose those who profit from the misfortune of others!
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Apr 13
Just started listening to a podcast and immediately got hit with an ad for “Discover Halifax”… yeah I think across twelve years of living there I already discovered Halifax plenty
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Apr 13
what’s next… maybe if I visit home in the summer I’ll start getting ads for the concept of “Toronto” instead
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The genius Daulton Varsho. In many way the phrase "Play Ordinary" sums up the entire Blue Jays philosophy.
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Mar 30
18 degrees today in Toronto… going to sit on my porch and listen to the Jays game on the radio drinking a beer until the sun goes down… I’m uncle/grandfather-maxxing and it’s beautiful
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Mar 27
i make sure at least 35% of my interests are canadian so i comply with crtc guidelines
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Mar 21
one day you wake up and you're just living in toronto ontario lol
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Feb 22
At 28 years of age I have simply learned that every singular sports moment in my life will be torturous hell win or lose
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Feb 21
sometimes you just have to have a couple drinks with the girls at your local royal candian legion
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Feb 20
God bless Nathan MacKinnon and God bless the glorious and proud nation of Nova Scotia… on to the next
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