Songs never made me cry... and then I started listening to metal.

People out here already talking about all their big hopes and dreams for 2020 and I’m just hoping I can wash my hair a little more frequently next year....

If you think you have morals, get down to your last couple dollars and see how long your morality lasts.

NEW MUSIC FROM BILLIE EILISH “everything i wanted” Out Wednesday November 13 at 4:00pm PT globally

Guy: “Hey! Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks😜😏🤤” Me: “No I’m actually the LSAT and it requires brains to finish me off.”

Just looked at myself in the mirror . Will not be doing that again ! Going to bed now nighty night

I defied all the odds... Logically one would go from mediocrity to greatness, but I went from greatness to mediocrity. How tf did that happen?

College has made me realize how fast I can spend $200, but also how long I can live off of $10.

Big facts.

Sometimes I go through my text threads and I’m like one of these days I’m going to be the next scandal on Twitter bc my best friend and I say some of the most messed up stuff to each other. Honestly, I’m the most offensive person I know.

Pet peeve: when people move my things around on me or put them away without telling me. I have stress this so many times to everyone up here, I’m tired of repeating myself.

I’ve accepted my mediocrity.