My @coinbase Q3 Revenue Prediction: Me: 1.687B Wall Street: 1.77B Disclaimer: This is NOT financial advice, but here’s how I did it  medium.com/@jtafah/coinbase-…

why does drinking caffeine feel like titrating. Too little and its not effective, too much and im just jittering.

make it in Nashville ngl or Charleston South Carolina or New Orleans but I think Nashville is optimal and that’s not even bc I’m biased

After reviewing the Senate Banking draft text over the last 48hrs, Coinbase unfortunately can’t support the bill as written. There are too many issues, including: - A defacto ban on tokenized equities - DeFi prohibitions, giving the government unlimited access to your financial records and removing your right to privacy - Erosion of the CFTC’s authority, stifling innovation and making it subservient to the SEC - Draft amendments that would kill rewards on stablecoins, allowing banks to ban their competition We appreciate all the hard work by members of the Senate to reach a bi-partisan outcome, but this version would be materially worse than the current status quo. We’d rather have no bill than a bad bill. Hopefully we can all get to a better draft. We'll keep fighting for all Americans and for economic freedom. Crypto needs to be treated on a level playing field with the rest of financial services so we can build this industry in a safe and trusted way in America.

Lincoln is my goat

Got invited to my high school to do a talk, and decided to give free alpha by explaining why blockchain.

Yk war is over when you can drop 30 min on skin care 😃

Should I fade my phone for this? 🤔

I’d fade finals for mbc every time

Bullish stablecoins and @MKhurshed08

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2026 internship applications are now open. If you want hands-on experience in the future of finance, this is your entry point. Here’s what to expect and a few highlights from 2025.

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Q3 Revenue: 1.869B, The main sources of error came from being 4% off in retail to institutional percentage, and being off in both retail and institutional take rates. These figures are rather difficult to find and require assumptions which I honestly butchered oops.

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