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8 Jun 2022
I played an old guitar and my fingers have smelled of pennies for weeks
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11 Aug 2020
Honestly, I wish they'd film this season of the Bachelorette during COVID. I want to watch a bunch of bros trying to drink champaign through their masks, complain about not being able to kiss and try to fight at six feet.
30 Oct 2018
I’m still just upset with microwaves. The potatoes on the left are too hot and the right side is so cold. :/
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25 Mar 2018
Today I actually said, “I don’t want to talk, I just want to be pampered.” Please kill me. Or pamper me. Either one really.
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24 Dec 2017
Bring me back to Portland where the waitresses don't call me "hun" "babe" and "love".
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9 Oct 2017
Today I half accidentally ripped my permanent retainer out of my mouth.
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Samantha Pinkerton retweeted
10 Aug 2017
OUR SONG OF THE DAY is "Electricity" by @sampinkerton youtube.com/watch?v=EYOX3qF9… #singersongwriter
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25 Jun 2017
I wish "excuse me" was a question and the answer could be "no".
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7 Mar 2017
Bread
Ready for Bread
Eating Bread
Ate lots of Bread today
Dead from Bread
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6 Mar 2017
"Politics. But what even is politics?" - my lyft driver
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