Writer | Podcaster | Host of “Chameleon: Dr Dante”🕺 and 2023 Ambie-Winner🏆 “Chameleon: Wild Boys”🏕 from @campsidemedia @sonypodcasts

Joined October 2009
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Friends. We just won PODCAST OF THE YEAR
Ambie Awards: ‘Chameleon: Wild Boys’ Wins Podcast of the Year thr.cm/niaMpFy
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For a narrative podcast series, I need to hire 2 voice actors. A Canadian Male in their 50s/60s. Warm, friendly, with pathos. A Canadian Female in their early 20s, capable of believably sounding like a 16YO in a dramatic role. Email me at samsmullins [AT] gmail [DOT] com
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the daily show not giving the job to roy wood jr. is the tv show equivalent of throwing a pass from the goal line instead of handing it off to beastmode
Roy Wood Jr won’t be returning to The Daily Show as he no longer wants to wait for someone else to take the top job. "I can't come up with Plan B is while still working with Plan A” npr.org/2023/10/05/120374366…
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Give me more anxiety, Blue Jays. I’m ready.
The job starts now. #NextLevel We’re going back to the Postseason 🔥
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“Dad I’m starting a diary and it’s going to say RUDE THINGS.” -the 2YO
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every ad on here is like: bruh this AI is running my portfolio and it's got my crossfit boss PISSED. let me show you how.
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16 Sep 2023
the ‘23 toronto blue jays:
12 Nov 2017
It’s over. We are back.
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credit to who ever got this photo
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Oop, time for the Toronto Airshow. Hopefully every toddler in the city isn't laying down for a nap between 12-2pm the next three days!
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WIFE: just a heads up, both of our children are saying “goddammit” when they’re frustrated… ME: 😐 WIFE: and the 5YO said she says it because YOU say it… ME: 😐 WIFE …and then while we were talking about it, we heard you yell “goddammit” loudly from the basement ME: 😑
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I have Bluesky codes. Anyone want em?
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I was with my kid at the paediatrician’s and in the waiting rm a 7YO asked his mom if he could play on her phone and she said “No, maybe we could have a conversation instead” And I was like “good for her!” But then she said “Do you think AI will destroy humanity or be helpful?”
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just read a house listing for a $1.7M house that said “Great way to get into the market” 😐🔫
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I have tennis elbow from sun screening my children
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ME: I really loved [book/film] so much. I can’t recommend it enough FRIEND: okay cool, I’ll check it out **NEXT TIME I SEE THEM…** FRIEND: So I checked out [book/film]… ME: YES! And? FRIEND: What the fuck, man? That shit made me want to KILL MYSELF! ME: 😶
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JASON STATHAM: Me own private Idaho... last fing I fuckin needed
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Love bringing my kids to the Pacific time zone. You can get SO MUCH DONE when your day starts at 3am. We’ve been given the gift of time! 🥴🥴🥴
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flying with my children tomorrow 😬😬😬
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My daughters have happened upon a film called “Frozen” — have you heard about this thing?
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20 Jul 2023
if you're a young person, ask a middle-aged man what music they listened to in the 90s. let them talk for 30 mins. act interested and say "oh wow no way that's so cool." after that you can ask them for any favor
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