Gay married man in Toronto. Often angry, sometimes funny, always opinionated. Jaws & Disney are things I dig. Oh, and @tedhealey is my guy.
Joined August 2010
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5 Jun 2024
I tried on IG and got crickets. Maybe someone here can explain what is happening? 5 of them with 2 or 3 phones scrolling like maniacs, then taking a call, then back at it…. TELL ME!!!!!
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5 Mar 2024
Can’t stop watching.. 😅
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6 Mar 2024
My morning at the office so far you ask?
Reminded a coworker that she’s paid from 8:30 to 4:30 when she complained that she had to travel at rush hour even though her first meeting was at 10 and why couldn’t she just come in at that time.
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6 Mar 2024
Another one that came in 20 min late complained that she was still not ready to see clients 30 min after finally walking in when I dispatched someone to her counter.
I had to show another coworker how to pull a particular report for the 4th day in a row, even with my notes…
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6 Mar 2024
And my meeting with HR regarding paperwork for retirement was canceled last minute. New meeting to be determined.
And it’s raining.
I want to hit someone until they feel like I feel…
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15 Dec 2023
Are you a true cat lover if you don’t own these?
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13 Dec 2023
It’s not copyright infringement if you reverse the character’s name, right???
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12 Dec 2023
Overheard:
“Oh John asked me to water his plants while he’s on vacation, I hope I remember how to do it”
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8 Dec 2023
Signs it’s time to retire:
Me (jokingly): You’re 90 min late for your appointment, I’ll have to charge you $100 more.
Them (seriously): it’s not our fault, he helped me take my medication, that’s why we’re late…
Me: oh medications, yeah , then it’s only $50 extra…
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5 Nov 2023
Been looking forward to this release. Hope it’s as good as it looks in the trailer
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4 Nov 2023
How to piss off half of Ontario and Alberta in one picture.
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31 Oct 2023
I like giving candies out to costumed kids and my husband loves to dress up. So we set up a station outside our door and shelled a huge bowl of treats. Happy Halloween.
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31 Oct 2023
The one day of the year I can wear this beauty shirt at the office. Happy Halloween. #universalmonsters
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9 Oct 2023
Nothing says Michael Myers has escape more than an abandoned hospital gown on the wet sidewalk
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1 Oct 2023
That’s the line-up for #scaretober2023 for us. Some old, some new, but all of them new to us except for M3GAN but this time we’ll watch the Unrated version.
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19 Sep 2023
I think there is an unofficial contest in my office to see who goes to the loo more often. I swear two people have gone 17 times each so far today!!! Food poisoning or just screwing the oooch, it’s hard to decide.
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16 Sep 2023
It’s playing until October 1st. I promise you it’s the play you didn’t know you HAD to see. A fucked up page in the Toronto history book. So freaking good. And funny. #themasterplan @healeytypes
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11 Sep 2023
Using a gif, show me a romantic comedy you’ve seen more than 10 times.
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