security studies grad student. huge dork. Not A Liberal. tweets secretly @spirograffe.🇺🇸 to 🇩🇪 to 🇳🇱 to 🇺🇸. this is my account for interacting w people.

Joined February 2016
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26 Jul 2022
ppl who don’t get the little miss memes clearly never read a little miss book as a small child and that’s okay! not every meme is for you!!
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just walked past 4 teenage boys trying to hit each other with a dead christmas tree going “elden ring bro elden ring”
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21 Mar 2022
did The Original Fave Anime (sailor moon and pokémon don’t count bc i watched them as a kid when they were just cartoons)
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21 Mar 2022
those pants are so ugly tho why u gotta do sagittarius so dirty :(
26 May 2021
if i were eve fartlow i would simply blacklist the word “fartlow” and carry on with my life, rather than write an article about how mad i am about people tweeting at me
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Our system is seriously alarmed if you destroy a person’s property, but cavalierly unconcerned by the way it destroys people’s lives.
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7 Oct 2020
Putting a “Hate Has No Home Here” sign in the yard of my $1.5 mil new construction row home
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this might be a hot take but i’m definitely on board with (social) constructs having essentially the same ontological status as ‘non-constructed’ things. that’s always felt intuitively true, so i don’t understand the push to diminish their value status of constructed things?
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14 Jun 2020
that margret atwood quote about being a woman with a man inside of you viewing a woman and being your own voyeur? she specifically means how i only look at myself during a zoom meeting
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11 Jun 2020
follow my priv for more content like this
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9 Jun 2020
this girl wasn't trying to pull a kendall jenner pepsi moment, by the way. she was demonstrating how, no matter how nonviolent and peaceful you are, they will arrest you.
these are the kinds of photos that we’re gonna look back on in 50 years and be like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 💔
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6 Jun 2020
i’m bad at having a public and private twitter account, i never use this one so it probably looks like i’m either a bot or have no personality lmao
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6 Jun 2020
i promise i’m a real person, even though i am tweeting this at.... 7am moscow time
27 Sep 2019
Replying to @swapfiets
@swapfiets markets themselves to international students and then fucks them over by charging them €40 in late fees (on a payment they tried to make months ago!!) that they cannot pay at all without a dutch bank account 🙃🙃🙃
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27 Sep 2019
I now owe €52 on a €12 charge (that I tried to pay in advance and was told I couldn’t), and it’s just gonna keep going up since I don’t live in the Netherlands anymore and they’ve given me no alternative way to pay. Very cool!!!!! @swapfiets
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3 Sep 2019
'tis the season, get free theory friends
FLASH EBOOK GIVEAWAY! Throughout September we'll be doing flash ebook giveaways from our student reading lists (all 50% off!). Download The Formation of the Economic Thought of Karl Marx: 1843 to Capital by Ernest Mandel before Wednesday, September 4! versobooks.com/blogs/4422-st…
1 Sep 2019
anyone know where i can get a haircut in manhattan ks for under $20??
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1 Sep 2019
i just want my cute bob and bangs back it'll be real simple i don't wanna pay that much :(