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18 Dec 2022
Me to twitter right now:
Taiwan 7-Eleven mascot Open-chan flies away.
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Stan Dyck retweeted
I endorse Kamala Harris for President of the United States of America. [❤️ to endorse, RT to annoy the platform owners]
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29 Apr 2024
Not at the same time tho.
Every Midwest household has this random bowl that is used for popcorn, trick-or-treating, or barf
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YES
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18 Sep 2023
Beavers gotta beaver
This beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn, Watch the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though it’s never seen its parents build one..
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15 Sep 2023
The president can also direct someone else to do the same things with the promise of a pardon, no?
15 Sep 2023
If a president can pardon himself, he can commit any federal crime with impunity. He can counterfeit money, engage in piracy, murder the First Lady in the White House, then burn down the White House itself. If the legal outcome is absurd, the legal theory is wrong.
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27 Jul 2023
Ryan Gosling as geese. A thread.
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4 Jul 2023
The Holiest of Mountains! Welcome to the neighborhood!
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4 Jul 2023
Finished the first half of the Book of the Long Sun so it’s time for the traditional celebratory snack.
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28 Jun 2023
Reading up on the gravitational wave background and pulsar timing arrays tonight for no particular reason. 🤓 #astrogeek
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26 Apr 2023
Happy Hal McRae Meltdown Day for those who celebrate.
April 26, 1993: **NSFW** After a 5-3 loss to Detroit, Kansas City Royals manager Hal McRae goes on one of the greatest postgame meltdowns ever
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25 Mar 2023
If you’ve ever had a pet, listen.
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7 Mar 2023
You need to pay the elephant tax.
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15 Feb 2023
Please please please!
A new vision for walkable, bikeable Aurora Avenue North - Axios Seattle axios.com/local/seattle/2023…
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Stan Dyck retweeted
13 Feb 2023
Hands down the most cringe coach in the NFL. Even his QB gets annoyed by him

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13 Feb 2023
This one aged quite well.
The good news is that the "Patrick Mahomes when down double digits" beacon has been activated. The bad news is everything else.
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13 Feb 2023
Just stunned. I can’t believe my Chiefs won that game. Woo hoo!
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12 Feb 2023
Hilarious!
As you can see, I didn't take time to do a proper plate correction. I suppose it should really be a .fits image.
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7 Feb 2023
This one just cannot be beat!
6 Feb 2023
Drop a baseball GIF of how you feel about pitchers and catchers reporting next week. ⬇️
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7 Feb 2023
Ouch! That hurts.
Every damned day, something makes me feel ancient. Today, it's a clown sub telling us Bonnie Raitt is unknown.
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3 Feb 2023
Exactly one year ago today, a certain formerly-feral kitty felt brave enough to explore our master bedroom for the first time. What he found there blew his little street kitty mind. Twitter, today is the first anniversary of Napoleon discovering duvets exist.
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