squatting a trademark on Twitter since before anyone cared. I loathe your favorite politician. He/Him
Joined May 2007
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18 Apr 2025
Hey @Newegg a marketplace seller hasn’t shipped my order 9 days later. I messaged them asking to cancel the order and they asked me to request a return and they would refund me directly, but I am worried that will put me in a bad place if I never get the item. Help?
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11 Mar 2024
Any chance of seeing coverage of the conspiracy theories surrounding Kate Middleton on @QAApod any time soon? Especially interested since there’s a lot of baking happening on the now-redacted-due-to-photoshopping image
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11 Feb 2024
Gaylor conspiracy theorists just got a brand new clip to bake 🙄
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7 Dec 2023
While the first one is still my favorite it feels accurate to say the Alien Trilogy
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27 Nov 2023
Lmao when the bots prove your point for you
21 Jun 2023
The ultimate irony of Elon allegedly buying Twitter because it had a bot problem is that this is my notifications these days, and I’m not even a big account so I can’t imagine how much worse it is for “Important People”
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3 Nov 2023
BREAKING: Multiple women have filed new allegations against Tim Ballard and Operation Underground Railroad, involving a top leader from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and Utah Attorney General Sean Reyes.
kutv.com/news/local/tim-ball…
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26 Oct 2023
.@CharlesSchwab is there any plans to migrate any of the customizations that were available in TDAmeritrade into your platform? I'm continually frustrated how many clicks it takes to find out literally any information about the market or stocks.
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5 Oct 2023
This is Sam Altman's sister. Her tweets about sexual, physical, emotional, etc. abuse are incredibly hard to read. Seems that no one in the media is that interested in covering this story because they're afraid of losing access to OpenAI if they write something critical of Sam.👇
14 Mar 2023
I’m not four years old with a 13 year old “brother” climbing into my bed non-consensually anymore.
(You’re welcome for helping you figure out your sexuality.)
I’ve finally accepted that you’ve always been and always will be more scared of me than I’ve been of you.
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23 Aug 2023
Graham Linehan says he's "still waiting for an example" of his vile bullying behaviour.
Here's a non-exhaustive thread of Graham's vile bullying behaviour. 1/
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16 Aug 2023
So I know that the point of a Bag of Crap from @woot is that it’s, well, crappy, but this is the second BoC I’ve been sent that is just a pile of broken, open-box electronics.
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16 Aug 2023
And I know some of it is expected but like, both of my most recent boxes have had items with lithium batteries in them (and the boxes weren’t labeled as such, big oops there), but I have to take them to a recycling center to get rid of it.
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16 Aug 2023
Like, send me crap, I don’t care, but it seems like you’re just kind of pawning off recycling costs to customers
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27 Jul 2023
Netflix updated their $900,000 AI job posting to remove mention of the AI being used for content creation following my article.
Before vs. after 👇
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26 Jun 2023
It’s awesome a major studio developed a viral marketing campaign around sneaking their Illuminati Reptilian characters into real news broadcasts in the era of QAnon, a movement that totally won't think this is predictive programming
26 Jun 2023
Skrulls have been appearing in real-life news broadcasts.
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21 Jun 2023
The ultimate irony of Elon allegedly buying Twitter because it had a bot problem is that this is my notifications these days, and I’m not even a big account so I can’t imagine how much worse it is for “Important People”
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8 Jan 2023
Man, @Wizards_DnD *REALLY* has no idea how much we DON’T need D&D to keep playing ttrpgs, do they?
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3 Nov 2022
Yo @elonmusk while I have your attention, why should people pay $8 just for their app to get bricked when they say something you don’t like?
This is what my app has looked like ever since my tweet upset you yesterday. What’s good? Doesn’t seem very free speechy to me 🤔
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