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Joined June 2009
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At least wear protection before having sex with all of us.
Jun 9
Welcome to Texas where they are racist as fuck. Fuck Texas, fuck the governor, fuck the senator and fuck all you half dead looking ass crackers
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Apr 24
SCOOP
In an unearthed video, Senator Cornyn’s team forgot to delete a video from YouTube
where Cornyn advocates for amnesty for illegal aliens.
It would be a shame if every Republican in Texas sees this before the May 26th runoff.
No amnesty!
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Apr 20
Zion Nat’l Park identifies man who died after fall from Angels Landing #Utah @ZionNPS #fall #death @Texas gephardtdaily.com/local/zion… via @GephardtDaily
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Can I get the address?
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What exactly are the sports teams supposed to do here?
Apr 8
Did you know this Texas?
@Rangers @TexasFootball @AggieFootball @dallascowboys @dallasmavs @dallasnews @startelegram @CityOfAbilene @Austin @spurs @texas
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Come back anytime.
はじめてアメリカにいったのがテキサスなんですが、「何のためにアメリカに来た？」と聞かれて「BBQ」って言ったら、入国審査のおっちゃんにおすすめのバーベキュー屋を何件も手書き地図で渡されて肩叩いて送り出されました。
あの笑顔が忘れられない。
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はじめてアメリカにいったのがテキサスなんですが、「何のためにアメリカに来た？」と聞かれて「BBQ」って言ったら、入国審査のおっちゃんにおすすめのバーベキュー屋を何件も手書き地図で渡されて肩叩いて送り出されました。
あの笑顔が忘れられない。
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the only dress code at Chili's is that you have to be dressed.
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I'm sad to see Sacramento wasn't considered here. Sac would love to have an NBA team. Someday...
Mar 16
Just in: The NBA will hold a vote at the Board of Governors meetings March 24-25 to explore adding expansion teams exclusively in Las Vegas and Seattle, with the two franchises targeted for the 2028-29 season, sources tell ESPN. There is momentum for stakeholders to approve surveying what industry executives project will be bids in the $7-to-$10 billion range for each team.
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A million Kalshi bucks guaranteed. What does that convert to in Stanley nickels?
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Mar 16
BREAKING: Trump reportedly briefed that Iran’s new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is probably gay.
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Mar 13
This guy took our video and didn’t credit us… and gets 900k views. @elonmusk should take him down
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What’s the most haunted place in Texas? 🤠👻
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Little known fact: The Lone Star state was named after the brave commander Lone Star.
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TEXAS INDEPENDENCE DAY.
The Unanimous Declaration of Independence made by the Delegates of the People of Texas in General Convention at the Town of Washington on the 2nd day of March 1836.
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Happy Texas Independence Day, y’all!
Last year we got the chance to get out to Sabino Canyon and record this old one for y’all. Thought it would be fitting for the day.
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