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That Book @thatbook

A novel.

Joined January 2011
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That Book@thatbook
23 Jan 2011
In this time and place what's expected of me is fucking my way through half the city.
That Book@thatbook
23 Jan 2011
It's just a matter of knowing you are the best looking guy in the room and living up to what's expected of you as such.
That Book@thatbook
22 Jan 2011
I was right there in front of her and nowhere else and she was right there in front of me and nowhere else and BANG!
That Book@thatbook
22 Jan 2011
Girl didn't even look real. Like something out of manga. Bangs. Big eyes. With a motorcycle. That she kept in her apartment.
That Book@thatbook
22 Jan 2011
Take this beauty I met the other night at the latest faux underground drinking establishment. Her name was D.
That Book@thatbook
22 Jan 2011
If your mind starts wandering off through cloudy aspirational daydreams and uncut fields of self-doubt, you're done for.
That Book@thatbook
22 Jan 2011
It seems now the most important thing is only assurance of presence. If you're there mentally, you're in.
That Book@thatbook
22 Jan 2011
C frowns at this remark, but I'm not discouraged. I've stopped being overly concerned with the words that come out of my mouth.
That Book@thatbook
17 Jan 2011
"Have you tried gargling with something salty?" I ask.
That Book@thatbook
17 Jan 2011
"Strep throat," I say. "How do you think your bf got it?" Now she's really smiling. "What's your name?" I ask. "C" she says. "Good," I say.
That Book@thatbook
17 Jan 2011
Her smile vanishes. "Look, all I'm saying is that he's a great kisser," I say. Her smile returns. "And what are you here for?" she asks.
That Book@thatbook
17 Jan 2011
Hank Moody finds it revolting when women speak in acronyms but I quite like it. It suggests youth. And innocence. #Californication
That Book@thatbook
17 Jan 2011
"FYI, I only kiss one person and that's my boyfriend," she says. "Well then, you should watch who your boyfriend is #kissing." I say.
That Book@thatbook
17 Jan 2011
"Strep throat?" I ask. "God, I hope not. I just had it last month," she says. "You should watch who you're kissing," I say. #forward
That Book@thatbook
17 Jan 2011
She smiles and swallows, her face contorting in pain. I'm not proud to admit that I find this highly erotic.
That Book@thatbook
17 Jan 2011
"Could be better," she says. "Hence the doctor's office," I say. "Yup," she says. "Yup," I say. #flirt
That Book@thatbook
17 Jan 2011
I beam joy at my young soon-to-be-lover. "How's your day going?" In the litany of pick up lines, this is a top 10 winner. #top10
That Book@thatbook
17 Jan 2011
Assuming that's what the burn in my crotch is. Maybe it's just a kidney stone? Dr. Ouch told me last time I was here men don't get a #UTI.
That Book@thatbook
17 Jan 2011
But I refrain because I don't want her to ask the same question of me. Very difficult to put a light spin on an #STD.
That Book@thatbook
17 Jan 2011
"What are you in for?" I almost say, jokingly. #literature
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