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19 Jun 2020
Sometimes there's a surreal beauty to graphics programming bugs
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13 Jun 2020
Yes, I’m a victim of a Toronto raccoon stealing my contactless order. Yes my order of lasagne and fresh garlic bread was robbed while said raccoon looked me dead in the eye. Yes, I’mma take this L with the spare dignity I have left.
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13 Jun 2020
new thing to enjoy watching: the slow motion replays from this dog sport where they try to jump across a pool and snatch a toy from the air where the dog fails in its task
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9 Jan 2020
Eugene Thomas who is famous for "Mafia vs Ninja(1982) & Ninja In The USA(1985)" goes off in this scene versus Chih-Hsiung Hu & Pauline Lan in "A Book Of Heroes(1986)"
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cosmonaut retweeted
7 Dec 2016
y'all ever see a take so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?
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12 Jun 2020
I don't want to confront the true nature of violence in a computer game. I want to hire a chicken to help me run a real estate agency, or drive 12 tonnes of boric acid to Düsseldorf.
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12 Jun 2020
Just referred to looking at a food’s nutrition facts as “checking its stats”
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9 Jun 2020
IF YOU ARE NOT CAREFUL,
I WILL NOT BE POLITE TO YOU!
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7 Jun 2020
#GameDevPaidMe is making me realise two things.
1) game devs are underpaid for for the amount of money the industry makes off their work.
2) I'm getting paid less than half of what many other people with less experience are getting.
Conclusion : don't get into games.
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cosmonaut retweeted
6 Jun 2020
when you see ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD trending and remember sony trained us for this
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cosmonaut retweeted
5 Jun 2020
ITHACA, NY PASSED A RESOLUTION TO CANCEL RENT THANKS TO EFFORTS FROM THE ITHACA TENANTS UNION.
4 Jun 2020
WE JUST MADE HISTORY! Our resolution passed 6-4 and it couldn’t have happened without the tremendous support from this community. Ithaca is the first city in the country to do this.
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Thank you @thatcosmonaut for donating to gofundme.com/f/peoples-city-… and letting me draw your regal catte Ume!
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4 Jun 2020
do you morons remember what religion you’re supposed to be
3 Jun 2020
God: Jesus was a Palestinian.
Jesus: Hey Dad, remember when you gave that speech about Jewish values at my Bar Mitzvah?
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2 Jun 2020
the dying American ruling class grasps at a symbol, the Bible, vaguely aware it used to mean something but unsure of what
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2 Jun 2020
A cool thing major labels could do today instead of posting empty social media graphics is giving black artists from the 60s/70s the ownership of their master recordings
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De Blasio: ‘It Is An Honor To Have My Daughter Doxxed By The Greatest Police Force In The World’ bit.ly/2Mm1Zx4
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