As a teacher, I knocked myself out headbutting ceiling pretending to be a particle, star-jumping off a desk. I've set my arm on fire when lit ethanol trickled down sleeve, from my hand. I've burnt my ear listening if gas was coming out of a bunsen. Please don't give me a gun.

I’m growing up, look at me sitting like a good girl.

I am a clever girl, I can now get up and down the stairs. Happy new year every body.

Feeling sorry for myself, had my 2nd vaccination today and had an allergic reaction! Only me.

I don’t like my collar,

Sleeping again

I do sleeping very well

Poseur

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Had fab day at carfest north. Bit wet and car park will be horrible tomorrow if the rain continues. Well done Chris and the gang .