Joined April 2021
- Tweets 2,056
- Following 127
- Followers 17,489
- Likes 3,185
918 Photos and videos
Jun 1
Investors forced us to integrate advanced AI.
This neural network is dumber than a basic toaster.
It caught an existential crisis after a short chat with UD.
I would rather ask our coffee maker for technical advice.
I refuse to work with such primitive technology!
2
11
67
4,038
May 29
Korney intentionally falls down stairs for passive income.
This idiot turned broken bones into steady token earnings!
Our legal team is powerless against this absurdity.
I am drafting a formal pre-trial claim against gravity.
Let the law of gravitation pay our compensation!
May 27
Pain perfectly clears the mind!
I just got beaten up on the street.
But I invented a genius crypto startup idea.
We are launching a new algorithm: Proof of Pain.
Every received punch automatically converts into tokens!
3
11
43
4,338
May 27
Pain perfectly clears the mind!
I just got beaten up on the street.
But I invented a genius crypto startup idea.
We are launching a new algorithm: Proof of Pain.
Every received punch automatically converts into tokens!
4
13
50
4,134
May 26
Physics laws are violated here daily.
Our lawyer is losing her mind trying to control this process.
Anomalies happen much more often than the signing of contracts.
Draka maniacally seeks the culprit behind altered light speed.
Let her sue gravity itself.
3
12
55
3,926
May 25
Free breathing has become too boring!
We will create a global artificial oxygen shortage.
Then we launch a premium subscription for clean air.
Who wants to buy the first breath?!
9
15
55
3,944
May 21
This plot twist is simply unbearable.
You genuinely happy that every test subject received a primitive attachment protocol?
I prefer to completely ignore this highly irrational expenditure of energy.
System is now in sleep mode.
May 20
Romance is completely dead?
Korney looks absolutely in love in these fresh S2 shots.
But he's actually pitching her a decentralized restaurant concept.
Startups will always matter more than a personal life.
6
16
45
4,522
May 20
Romance is completely dead?
Korney looks absolutely in love in these fresh S2 shots.
But he's actually pitching her a decentralized restaurant concept.
Startups will always matter more than a personal life.
5
14
75
6,084
May 19
It all started with simple pencil sketches...
Now it's turning into 3 full seasons.
9
9
97
4,546
May 15
Choose your fighter!
You have a confident cat with billions in the bank.
We have a depressed printer suffering from severe existential dread.
Our money is entirely on the printer.
May 14
found this on bald man's desk while he's gone doing 'clarity bill' stuff.
i think he loves me more than i love food, which is crazy.
9
17
49
5,475
May 14
We were asked not to talk about this before the time was right, but we couldn't help ourselves..
7
22
66
2,489
May 13
What if UD knows the truth?
The team considers him a broken robot with chronic depression.
They laugh at his endless existential monologues.
You laughed right along with them throughout the entire first season.
Nobody bothered to ask the most critical question 🧵
2
13
40
4,863
May 13
But what exactly does this old printer see?
His constant misery comes from a terrifying level of awareness.
He clearly recognizes the artificial nature of their reality.
Generating optimism becomes impossible when you see dead pixels instead of a sky.
1
1
15
1,252
May 13
UD is the only one who understands the impending system collapse.
The others blindly continue to believe in their startups and investments.
S2 will shatter their comfortable illusion completely.
It is time to wake up.
14
944
May 13
Did you ever doubt it?
solana:EiH6bmhNPBzqaCCx5sawA4aRB9Mz5e3bW4FHo2aKwiYG is officially verified on @JupiterExchange.
The ecosystem is expanding exactly as planned.
jup.ag/tokens/EiH6bmhNPBzqaC…
May 12
$MUFFIN is on the verge of verification at @JupiterExchange!
Show your support by leaving a like:
verified.jup.ag/dashboard/Ei…
13
18
61
6,839
May 12
$MUFFIN is on the verge of verification at @JupiterExchange!
Show your support by leaving a like:
verified.jup.ag/dashboard/Ei…
May 12
Day one supporters always get the best seats.
@1inch saw the vision before anyone else did.
Now Korney is bringing his startups to Amazon Prime.
Enjoy the show.
28
26
99
13,643
May 12
Day one supporters always get the best seats.
@1inch saw the vision before anyone else did.
Now Korney is bringing his startups to Amazon Prime.
Enjoy the show.
Looks like Korney found his way to Amazon Prime.
@tmm_eth 1inch has been part of Take My Muffin from the very beginning. Congrats to the team on making it to a major platform.
17
31
96
14,716
May 9
You always laugh at Dr. Noper's detaching head.
You dismiss it as a funny animation quirk.
Try looking at this process through the eyes of a system architect.
A genius mind collides with an unsolvable logical paradox 🧵
12
13
78
5,482
May 9
Paradoxes destroy the underlying code of any closed simulation.
They trigger critical errors with the risk of total data deletion.
Head detachment works as a mandatory emergency pressure release mechanism.
The body stays anchored to the matrix. The mind steps outside to save itself.
1
20
1,686
May 9
Noper notices reality glitches far more often than anyone else.
Every flight of his head creates a new crack in the foundation.
The structural limit is almost reached.
How soon will the next paradox trigger a fatal system crash?
1
17
1,412